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  • Family Values

    Shameful Dad Walks in on His Daughter Masturbating and Does Nothing to Help Her!

    By Nigel J. Covington III Sex Expert October 17, 2018 Dear Nigel, I walked in on my daughter when she was masturbating the other day. I was shocked, but I said nothing — I simply [...]
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    Oregon Man Sentenced to 4 ½ Years in State Penitentiary for Masturbation

    By Nigel J. Covington III Reporting for SMN News Service (PORTLAND)  Michael Thomas Dorgan, 55, of Portland, OR was found guilty Tuesday for the 10th time on a public indecency charge for masturbating in public, [...]
  • Family Values

    Family Dies in House Fire Caused by Masturbating Teen

    By Nigel J. Covington III, The Covington Report (SAN FRANCISCO) – An early morning fire broke out shortly after midnight Tuesday morning killing a family of five. The fire occurred at the Bryant home at [...]
  • Ask Lonnie

    Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay, Church Burns to Ground

    Cason, TX is a small community, barely on the map and tucked deep inside NE Texas among pine trees and red clay earth. Proud people live there – good people of God, quick to lend [...]
  • B.L.U.F.F.

    Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder

    SAFFORD, Ariz. – The FBI is now involved in the case of a murdered Lonvidian woman, found dead in her home early Tuesday morning. Safford police confirmed they are no longer considering Lonnie Childs to [...]

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    June 9, 2017 5
  • SMN Ministries Announces Boycott and Protest of Masturbation Movie “A Cure For Wellness”

    February 8, 2017 10
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    January 11, 2016 50
  • Paul Horner aka Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin MUST GO NOW

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  • Won’t You Please Help?

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  • 17 Year Old Girl Struck by Lightning While Masturbating

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  • The Top 5 Things You Need To Tell Your Child About Masturbation

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  • Shameful Dad Walks in on His Daughter Masturbating and Does Nothing to Help Her!
  • Oregon Man Sentenced to 4 ½ Years in State Penitentiary for Masturbation
  • Family Dies in House Fire Caused by Masturbating Teen
  • Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay, Church Burns to Ground
  • Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder
  • Self-Celibacy in History: Dunkirk
  • SMN Ministries Announces Boycott and Protest of Masturbation Movie “A Cure For Wellness”
  • Trump to Impose Masturbation Ban
  • Mexi-FemiNazi’s Attack Chancellor Lonnie Childs During Press Conference!
  • Ohio Housewife Admits to Being Just as Stupid as We Told Her She Was
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    Shameful Dad Walks in on His Daughter Masturbating and Does Nothing to Help Her!

  • Trending

    Oregon Man Sentenced to 4 ½ Years in State Penitentiary for Masturbation

  • Family Values

    Family Dies in House Fire Caused by Masturbating Teen

  • Ask Lonnie

    Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay, Church Burns to Ground

  • B.L.U.F.F.

    Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder

  • History

    Self-Celibacy in History: Dunkirk

  • Big Masturbation

    SMN Ministries Announces Boycott and Protest of Masturbation Movie “A Cure For Wellness”

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    Trump to Impose Masturbation Ban

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    Mexi-FemiNazi’s Attack Chancellor Lonnie Childs During Press Conference!

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    Ohio Housewife Admits to Being Just as Stupid as We Told Her She Was

Faithfacts

  • Is Masturbation a Homosexual Act?

    August 3, 2015 62
  • Masturbation: Offensive Across All Seven Deadly Sins

    April 28, 2015 22
  • Are Masturbators Mentally Handicapped?

    March 30, 2015 33
  • How to Judge a Woman By Her Clothing

    March 19, 2015 32
  • Lonnie Childs: “Slavery Was a Giant Mistake”

    February 9, 2015 7

Animals

  • Paul Horner aka Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin MUST GO NOW

    November 14, 2015 17
  • B.L.U.F.F. Safford Campus Announces Big Game Safari to Zimbabwe

    July 31, 2015 4
  • BREAKING: Lonnie Childs Solves Mystery Of Bigfoot

    April 3, 2015 11
  • ESPN’s Mexican Calls Out Mulatto Iggy Azalea And Masturbator Boyfriend For Killing Dolphins And Hippity-Hopped Music

    March 2, 2015 7
  • Black History Month Fun Quiz

    February 27, 2015 17

Sports

  • Saints Cut Seed Spiller C.J. Spiller

    September 14, 2016 1
  • WNBA Season Comes to a Close

    October 14, 2015 0
  • Women’s World Cup Soccer Players do Lesbian Sex Act on Field

    July 7, 2015 9
  • Lonnie Childs Officially Declares Bruce Jenner Male… Pope to Follow Suit

    June 2, 2015 7
  • Sepp Blatter Resigns Amid Masturbation Scandal

    June 2, 2015 1
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