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[ September 7, 2018 ] Oregon Man Sentenced to 4 ½ Years in State Penitentiary for Masturbation Trending
[ August 14, 2018 ] Family Dies in House Fire Caused by Masturbating Teen Family Values
[ June 9, 2017 ] Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay, Church Burns to Ground Ask Lonnie
[ June 9, 2017 ] Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder B.L.U.F.F.
[ March 6, 2017 ] Self-Celibacy in History: Dunkirk History

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Oregon Man Sentenced to 4 ½ Years in State Penitentiary for Masturbation

By Nigel J. Covington III Reporting for SMN News Service (PORTLAND) Michael Thomas Dorgan, 55, of Portland, OR was found guilty Tuesday for the 10th time on a public indecency charge for masturbating in public, [...]
Family Values

Family Dies in House Fire Caused by Masturbating Teen

By Nigel J. Covington III, The Covington Report (SAN FRANCISCO) – An early morning fire broke out shortly after midnight Tuesday morning killing a family of five. The fire occurred at the Bryant home at [...]
Ask Lonnie

Youth Pastor Announces that Masturbation is Healthy and Does Not Make You Gay, Church Burns to Ground

Cason, TX is a small community, barely on the map and tucked deep inside NE Texas among pine trees and red clay earth. Proud people live there – good people of God, quick to lend [...]
B.L.U.F.F.

Lonnie Childs Cleared as Suspect in Brutal Murder

SAFFORD, Ariz. – The FBI is now involved in the case of a murdered Lonvidian woman, found dead in her home early Tuesday morning. Safford police confirmed they are no longer considering Lonnie Childs to [...]
History

Self-Celibacy in History: Dunkirk

History books are most certainly slanted by the forces of Big Masturbation. In modern times, it’s a literal crime that our precious youth must be forced to incorporate horrible inaccuracies and filth interjected from the [...]

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