Canine Gigantism Outbreak Hits U.S. East Coast

July 24, 2014 11

Jessica King started to notice something was wrong with her prized Golden Retriever, “Rusty”. “Rusty” began eating excessive amounts of dog food and even King’s neighbors noticed that he seemed to be growing larger every […]

“Pornography? On MY SON’S Computer?”

July 23, 2014 53

**BREAKING MASTURBATION ALERT** Parents, it has recently come to my attention that pornograpics, i.e., explicit sexual material, can be found on the World Wideweb (www).  Have you ever wondered what your son is doing whenever […]

Tina’s Law Passed in South Dakota

July 23, 2014 25

As part of STOP Masturation NOW’s ongoing mission to eradicate masturbation, Lonnie Childs has sponsored legislature in 18 of the 50 states to make masturbation illegal. Tina’s Law (named after black pop singing sensation Tina […]

Explosion at B.L.U.F.F. Graphcenter Kills Two

July 22, 2014 8

  SAFFORD, ARIZONA. B.L.U.F.F GRAPHCENTER (SMNNN) A terrible explosion ripped it’s way across the B.L.U.F.F Graphcenter at 2:32 a.m. on July 20th, 2014, killing two interns and wounding dozens. The B.L.U.F.F Graphcenter, state of the […]

3 Albums With A Secret Anti-Masturbation Agenda

July 22, 2014 27

I previously discussed popular songs that had a committed message of anti-masturbation; even more rare, however, is the anti-masturbation concept album. There have been several over the years and I’m going to detail three today. […]

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