Black History Month Fun Quiz

February 27, 2015 17

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Its been a cold and dark February, but its almost over. To celebrate the end of black history month we listed twenty inventions. See if you can find the three invented by Blacks.

Light Bulbs
Peanut Recipes
Seat Belt
Combustion Engine
Artificial Heart
Car shocks that bounce up and down for no reason
Steam Engine
Printing Press
Fire Truck

Best of luck to everyone!


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The Star Trek’s Dr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy, Dies at 83

February 27, 2015 14

LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Leonard Nimoy, the sonorous, gaunt-faced actor who won a worshipful global following as Dr. Spock, the resolutely logical human-alien first officer of the Starship Enterprise in “The Star Trek” television and movie franchise, died on Friday morning at his home in the Bel Air section of Los Angeles. He was 83.

His wife, Susan Bay Nimoy, confirmed his death, saying the cause was end-stage chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Mr. Nimoy announced that he had the disease last year, […]

Masturbators Put Giant Penis on Hillside

February 26, 2015 4

(StopMasturbationNOW)—I know they say hate the sin but not the sinner, well sometimes with masturbators that just cant apply.

A giant sinstick has appeared on a mountainside in North Wales, in the UK. It is believed to currently be the largest depiction of a weiner in the world.

The 100-foot massive wang is believed to have been cut into the grass on the side of Clwydian Hills, outside Wrexham. Tractors there are often used to cut tracks out of the brush to help […]

Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

February 26, 2015 23

(StopMasturbationNow)—There is nothing more disgusting than female masturbation. To prove that point a woman was arrested for pulling her pants down and raping herself while watching a screening of the pornographic filth called 50 Shades of Grey. A 23-year-old woman caught the attention of her fellow-moviegoers after reportedly pulling her pants down a bit and playing with herself during one of the flick’s S&M-inspired sex scenes. According to eye witness accounts the young and attractive female, pulled her pants down […]

Mystery Tunnel Proof Majority of Canadians Trying to Flee Into the USA

February 25, 2015 7

(StopMasturbationNow)—Canadian SS squads recently uncovered a massive underground tunnel dug near the Pan American games site in the Canadian capital of Toronto. Initially Canadian authorities were baffled at the mysterious tunnel.

The mysterious tunnel measured more than 6 feet in height, nearly 3 feet in width and about 33 feet in length, Toronto Police Deputy Chief Mark Saunders told reporters Tuesday.

Plywood walls were reinforced with wooden supports. The tunnel was 10 feet underground, with a ladder leading down to the chamber. […]

Keith Olbermann Goes Into Masturbation Rage

February 24, 2015 4

(StopMasturbationNow)—ESPN television host and frequent job changer Keith Olbermann suffered a masturbation induced rage episode where he attacked Penn State University students who raised money to fight pediatric cancer. The shameful incident happened Sunday night on twitter of course.

Masturbatory rage is an almost involuntary mental state where one’s lifetime self-raping builds to a level that the human brain simply cannot tolerate. At this point people often say or do senseless things than any rational person would never do.

 What set […]

Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

February 23, 2015 12

(StopMasturbationNow)—As a responsible parent, the terms FPS and MMORPG probably seem like code names for a Navy submarine. But to children today these terms are synonymous with sin sticks, fecal fornication, anal drugs, and self rape. The latest and most popular FPS MMORPG game is the just released Clash of Clans. In the game of clash of clans the player (often a minor) is whisked away to the magical kingdom of Modor. Once there the player is forced to build […]

WWE Releases Shameful Masturbation Fodder Video On YouTube

February 21, 2015 3

World Wrestling Entertainment sunk to a new low this weekend when they released a three-minute, forty seconds long video titled “Royal Rumble Match: WWE Royal Rumble 2014”. While on the surface it may appear that this is just the sports entertainment contest named in the title, unfortunately, it is nothing more than the WWE testing the waters to likely release a flood of masturbation fodder on YouTube. The video in question starts out normal enough and then unnecessarily zooms in […]

Lonnie Childs Bowls Record 303 Game

February 20, 2015 11

(StopMasturbationNow)—Leader Lonnie Childs last night bowled a record 303 game of bowling. The previous record was 300 and was shared by many individuals. The miracle happened in the 5th frame when a mysterious 11th pin appeared.


Lonnie attributed his record to the preservation of bodily fluids through the abstinence of masturbation. He also holds the world record for lowest score on a round of

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