Archive for February, 2015

Black History Month Fun Quiz

Black History Month Fun Quiz

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Its been a cold and dark February, but its almost over. To celebrate the end of black history month we listed twenty inventions. See if you can find the three invented by Blacks. Computers Light Bulbs Antibiotics Rockets Peanut Recipes Penicillin Seat Belt Airplane Democracy Automobile Refrigeration Telephone Combustion Engine Twerking […]

by February 27, 2015 17 comments Animals
The Star Trek’s Dr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy, Dies at 83

The Star Trek’s Dr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy, Dies at 83

LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Leonard Nimoy, the sonorous, gaunt-faced actor who won a worshipful global following as Dr. Spock, the resolutely logical human-alien first officer of the Starship Enterprise in “The Star Trek” television and movie franchise, died on Friday morning at his home in the Bel Air section of […]

by February 27, 2015 14 comments Celebrity, Death
New “Wank Band” Looking for “Beater Testers”

New “Wank Band” Looking for “Beater Testers”

WARNING: Explicit Content. Please remove women, children, and other weak-minded individuals from the room. Make sure your computer or Bing device speakers are turned down. [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjeAaLbM5k] More HERE

by February 27, 2015 25 comments Big Masturbation
Masturbators Put Giant Penis on Hillside

Masturbators Put Giant Penis on Hillside

(StopMasturbationNOW)—I know they say hate the sin but not the sinner, well sometimes with masturbators that just cant apply. A giant sinstick has appeared on a mountainside in North Wales, in the UK. It is believed to currently be the largest depiction of a weiner in the world. The 100-foot massive […]

by February 26, 2015 4 comments Foreigners
Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

(StopMasturbationNow)—There is nothing more disgusting than female masturbation. To prove that point a woman was arrested for pulling her pants down and raping herself while watching a screening of the pornographic filth called 50 Shades of Grey. A 23-year-old woman caught the attention of her fellow-moviegoers after reportedly pulling her […]

by February 26, 2015 23 comments Pornographics
Mystery Tunnel Proof Majority of Canadians Trying to Flee Into the USA

Mystery Tunnel Proof Majority of Canadians Trying to Flee Into the USA

(StopMasturbationNow)—Canadian SS squads recently uncovered a massive underground tunnel dug near the Pan American games site in the Canadian capital of Toronto. Initially Canadian authorities were baffled at the mysterious tunnel. The mysterious tunnel measured more than 6 feet in height, nearly 3 feet in width and about 33 feet […]

by February 25, 2015 7 comments Foreigners, Politics, World
Keith Olbermann Goes Into Masturbation Rage

Keith Olbermann Goes Into Masturbation Rage

(StopMasturbationNow)—ESPN television host and frequent job changer Keith Olbermann suffered a masturbation induced rage episode where he attacked Penn State University students who raised money to fight pediatric cancer. The shameful incident happened Sunday night on twitter of course. Masturbatory rage is an almost involuntary mental state where one’s lifetime […]

by February 24, 2015 4 comments Trending
Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

Is Clash of Clans Sending your Son or Daughter to Eternal Hell?

(StopMasturbationNow)—As a responsible parent, the terms FPS and MMORPG probably seem like code names for a Navy submarine. But to children today these terms are synonymous with sin sticks, fecal fornication, anal drugs, and self rape. The latest and most popular FPS MMORPG game is the just released Clash of […]

by February 23, 2015 12 comments Fun and Games
WWE Releases Shameful Masturbation Fodder Video On YouTube

WWE Releases Shameful Masturbation Fodder Video On YouTube

World Wrestling Entertainment sunk to a new low this weekend when they released a three-minute, forty seconds long video titled “Royal Rumble Match: WWE Royal Rumble 2014”. While on the surface it may appear that this is just the sports entertainment contest named in the title, unfortunately, it is nothing […]

by February 21, 2015 3 comments Sports
Lonnie Childs Bowls Record 303 Game

Lonnie Childs Bowls Record 303 Game

(StopMasturbationNow)—Leader Lonnie Childs last night bowled a record 303 game of bowling. The previous record was 300 and was shared by many individuals. The miracle happened in the 5th frame when a mysterious 11th pin appeared.   Lonnie attributed his record to the preservation of bodily fluids through the abstinence […]

by February 20, 2015 11 comments Sports
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