Lonnie Childs: “Slavery Was a Giant Mistake”

February 9, 2015 7

(StopMasturbationNow)—Leader Lonnie Childs finished his speaking tour of the east coast last Thursday with a speech to hundreds of eager listeners in Bangor, Maine. As is typical for his final stop, Lonnie took some extra time […]

What is Kanye West’s Problem with White People?

February 9, 2015 3

(StopMasturbationNow)—Kanye West embarrassed himself again last night on the national stage by literally rushing the stage during the Grammy awards. In 2009 Kanye took to the stage to interrupt a teenage Taylor Swift while she […]

Brother Lonnie Revokes Tiger Woods’ Normal Status

February 7, 2015 6

According to Brother Lonald “Lonnie” Childs, honorary Normal skinned golfing sensation Tiger Woods is once again black thanks to the recent scandal regarding his rampant masturbation and sleeping with over a dozen chubby white women […]

Pioneers in Anti-Masturbation: Vlad Țepeș

February 1, 2015 24

HISTORY- (SMNN) Throughout the annuls of history, there have been great non-mastubators, such as Vlad Țepeș, prince of somewhere in Transylvania. In the 14th century, young Vlad was assaulted by Turks, and was violently masturbated […]

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