How Masturbation has Ruined Nature

May 29, 2015 5

(StopMasturbationNOW)—We all know that masturbations destroys souls, your body, the family, children, and morals. But did you know masturbation effects the planet you stand on? From earthquakes to tsunamis, masturbation has wreaked havoc on the […]

Are All Internet Trolls Masturbators?

May 29, 2015 5

B.L.U.F.F CAMPOUND (SAFFORD, AZ) Workers at the B.L.U.F.F Campound and Uranium Mines in Safford, Arizona announced today that they have proven that all internet trolls are horrible, Godless, masturbating, heathens. In an exhausting study of […]

Study: Self-Employed Are More Likely to Self-Rape

May 27, 2015 8

A recent study conducted by The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow has uncovered a new faith fact proving a link between self-employment and self-rape. The Foundation’s study concluded that the rate of self-rape among individuals […]

I’ve Masturbated and Can’t Get it Up

May 22, 2015 16

(StopMasturbationNOW)—I’m going to get right to this one. Masturbation is the number one cause of sexual dysfunction and impotence. When a male first has sex he is usually too ready, premature ejaculation can happen because […]

Does Masturbation Hurt your Credit Score?

May 21, 2015 11

(StopMasturbationNOW)—A good credit score can be a major factor in your quality of life. Anything from home ownership to the quality of spouse you attract is directly tied to your FICO score. Many things affect […]

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