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December 2015 – Stop Masturbation Now

T’was The Night Before Lonnsmas

December 24, 2015 0

This Lonnsmas Eve, we fellow Normals would like to share a poem written by Augustus Weizmoore in 1801: THE NIGHT BEFORE LONNSMAS T’was the night before Lonnsmas, and all through the campound, Not a Normal […]

Nativity in Blackface

December 22, 2015 6

The holiday season is upon us once again. Like always, secularists and masturbators are trying to distract everyone from the true meaning of Christmas. Unfortunately, this very holy and wonderful holiday is being tarnished by […]

Hollywood Bad Boy Charlie Sheen Reveals That He Has the HIV-AIDS!

December 21, 2015 4

Hollyweird, CA – Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen, star of the homosexual situation-comedy program Two and 1/2 Half Man, announced that he has been punished by God for masturbating and has been cursed with the HIV-AIDS.  Those who have been monitoring Sheen’s masturbatory […]

Fappy Sentenced To Eight Years Imprisonment

December 2, 2015 9

SAFFORD AZ (SMNNN) Paul Horner, the man inside the Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin furry mascot suit has been sentenced to eight years in federal prison following his arrest for accosting sea-animals at Sea World aquarium. […]

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