Archive for June, 2016

Faith Scientists: Masturbation causes Tzatziki Virus

Faith Scientists: Masturbation causes Tzatziki Virus

(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of this year’s hottest topics has been the dreaded Tzatziki Virus. Pronounced “Zeekah” the virus has received extra attention due to the Olympics being held in the largest Mexican territory of Brazil this year. A breakthrough has occurred as Faith Scientists discovered this week the origins of the virus. […]

by June 23, 2016 12 comments Science
The Pridemore Family, during happier times.

Youth Caught Self Raping

When Dana Pridemore of Evanston, IL climbed the stairs of her family’s two-story suburban home to  retire for the evening, all she had on her mind was her Harper’s Magazine and a few segments of the Tonight Show before turning in. She visited her daughter Sarah, who at the tender […]

by June 23, 2016 64 comments B.L.U.F.F., Family Values
Print Your Own Free Masturbation Promise Father’s Day Card

Print Your Own Free Masturbation Promise Father’s Day Card

(StopMasturbationNOW)—This coming Sunday is Father’s Day. Make sure you tell your father you love him and respect his values by printing and signing your very own SMN Industries Fathers Day Promise card. Click on the graphic below or here on this link and then print it.  Cut along the dotted […]

by June 17, 2016 10 comments Fun and Games
Can a Trump Tebow Presidential Ticket Deliver a 50 State Landslide

Can a Trump Tebow Presidential Ticket Deliver a 50 State Landslide

(StopMasturbationNOW)—President Trump is headed to a easy victory this coming November, however he has one last task to make sure that victory is absolute and turned into a mandate from the people. That one thing to do is to pick a running mate. A running mate is probably one of […]

by June 17, 2016 2 comments Politics
Member of SMN Comes Out As a Gay

Member of SMN Comes Out As a Gay

Earlier this week, the unthinkable happened.  James Wright, a member of SMN Ministries for two months, came out as a gay man.  Unlike most gay people who flamboyantly sing about being gay, Mr. Wright did not admit that he was gay.  SMN Deacon Jacob Franklin, and his keen eye for […]

by June 3, 2016 9 comments Crime
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