ESPN’s Mexican Calls Out Mulatto Iggy Azalea And Masturbator Boyfriend For Killing Dolphins And Hippity-Hopped Music

Mexicans, Australians, and Basketball-Americans get in a fued

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ESPN Anchor and Illegal Mexican, Robert Flores, calls out Australian, Iggy Azalea and an unknown black, for killing a dolphin and hip-hop rock music.
ESPN Anchor and Illegal Mexican, Robert Flores, calls out Australian, Iggy Azalea and an unknown black, for killing a dolphin and hip-hop rock music.

Recently, a Basketball-American type, (or in the less Politically correct vernacular, a Tribal being), from the L.A. Lakers, named Nick “Swaggy P” Young, admitted to wanting to murder a dolphin because the dolphin wanted to make sex at his girlfriend named Iggy Azalea. Here is his side of the story (We’ll get the dolphin’s side in a minute): “He was playing with everybody else, doing what dolphins do — the ‘ack ack’ and all that. It was my time to ride the dolphin. For some reason, he took me all the way to the bottom. He was trying to drown me. But I saw it happening so I jumped out of the water and took off the little life vest and threw off my little water shoes and stayed outside.

He went straight down. He was trying to kill me. I think he was trying to get on Iggy. He was a little friendly, kissing her and stuff. He was trying to take my woman.”

Do killer dolphins live among us, or should blacks never go in the water?
Do killer dolphins live among us, or should blacks never go in the water?

Delfiniphobia—the fear of dolphins—is a real thing in this world, and it is tearing Nick Young apart from the inside out. The question e need to ask ourselves, is Nick Young trying to rid the world of Dolphins to distract us from Iggy Azalea’s awful music, or vice-versa? Thankfully, ESPN’s resident Illegal Mexican, has told us what is really happening in the seedy underbelly of sports and hippity-hopped music. As far as illegals go, Robert Flores is a true hero, and should be given Citizenship.

Iggy "I play music for white girls who like black guys, but are afraid to tell their dads" Azalea and Nick "Swaggy P" Young posing for a rally of Japanese fisherman who hate dolphins too.
Iggy “I play music for white girls who like black guys, but are afraid to tell their dads” Azalea and Nick “Swaggy P” Young posing for a rally of Japanese fisherman who hate dolphins too.

What this controversy boils down to, is three different sub-species of humans are fighting for control of the Jew run media, and they are all losing. First, “Swaggy P” isn’t even a well-known Basketball-American. Nobody had even heard of him, until this controversy started up. Second, Iggy Azalea has proven that she is a Japanese spy who infiltrated the British State of Australia, then moved to America via her strange vocal tones and odd fashion style, and Japan has controlled Britain and Australia since 1958. Third, Robert Flores is an illegal Mexican from Brazil, but he seems to be helping us here. The problem is, he hasn’t been on ESPN more than 3 times in the last year, so why is he suddenly at the forefront of this controversy?

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The answer to who is behind this controversy, is the Jews and Big Masturbation. The Jews are trying to set every minority, especially White people, against each other, since Jews are the single largest race on the Planet. Big Masturbation is helping this, because everyone except Whites, masturbate constantly, and blame Dolphins for being rapists. They are just trying to destroy our Mascot, Fappy.

In conclusion, we need to boycott all non-White ESPN anchors, all Tribal Basketball-Americans, and any raper from Austrailia, because they are all part of Big Masturbation and the Jew’s conspiracy to kill White, Christian Americans.

God bless most of you.

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Bruce Danus is a lifelong lover of Jesus and different types of cheeses. He has saved thousands of souls from burning in Hell, by riding public transportation and preaching the word of God and Lonnie Childs. He has traveled to many Third World Countries like Detroit and East L.A. to save masturbators from Double Hell, and bring them clean water.

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7 Comments on ESPN’s Mexican Calls Out Mulatto Iggy Azalea And Masturbator Boyfriend For Killing Dolphins And Hippity-Hopped Music

  1. I don’t blame that dolphin for wanting to procreate with “Swaggy P’s” woman. I’d wouldn’t mind taking a crack at her myself. Who knows, it could have been the start of a beautiful relationship.

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