Is Your Daughter Paying for a Facial?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—This week we have a question from a loyal follower and father.

 

“Hi, my daughter just went away to college and I see that she has a weekly cash withdrawal out of her account every Friday for $40 cash. I asked her about it and she said it’s for her “Friday facial”. I did a web search and I was shocked at the images and videos I found. What should I do?“ Brian Dailey

 

spalmatore-sperma-pic-2Thank you for writing Brian. Unfortunately, in today’s “women’s liberated” world females are often pushed into having a career and an education similar to a mans. This puts unnatural pressure on them to be something they simply were not designed to be. This often gives women a repressed need to be feminized. One outlet of this feminization can be a facial. Society is lied to an d told that a facial is healthy. That the fluids can be good for the skin. But in reality all that is absorbed is sinjuice.

Look at these faithfacts:
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Young Woman Wiping Whipped Cream from Her Face --- Image by © Morgan David de Lossy/Corbis

What you need to do to rectify the situation:

  • Remove her access to funds, cash credit cards, everything.
  • Get her involved in one of our local Citizens United by Lonnie’s Teachings small groups in her area.
  • Be more involved in her college extracurricular activities.
  • Make sure she finds and submits to a same race heterosexual spouse.

Through these methods we will save her.

 

Again, thanks for the question Brian. If any other of our readers have a question please write me at info@stopmasturbationnow.org or use the contact us link at the bottom.

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19 Comments on Is Your Daughter Paying for a Facial?

  1. I too was receiving facials to….uh…rejuvenate my skin but now that I know it’s just LIEberal propaganda I have cut the number of facials I receive in half and will Lonnie willing end my addiction. Praise!

  2. “But in reality all that is absorbed is sinjuice”
    Very scientific.

    “females are often pushed into having a career and an education similar to a mans”… “to be something they simply were not designed to be”
    I am personally against feminism for a huge number of reasons, but this literally discriminates women, as though they were animals. As though male gender is “simply superior”. The bible can be interpreted in many ways, and it is usually interpreted as the people of that time see fit. No less than 100 years ago, gender discrimination was completely normal, and the Church supported it. Now, 100 years later, it would be absurd for the Church to practice gender discrimination. The bible was conveniently made in a way that you could understand it however you wanted. I would like to say to whomever made this website: YOU DO NOT WORSHIP GOD, YOU WORSHIP THE CHURCH! Those two things are different, maybe even opposite.

    “Look at these faith faithfacts: *amount of cancer delivered: 5% smoking, 17% Sun, 50% semen*”
    That is pure bullshit. First of all, sperm isn’t even carcinogen. That is confirmed by professional chemists, not an imaginary force in the sky. Second of all, the form of cancer that caused the most deaths is lung cancer, usually caused by smoking (which is, ironically, at the very bottom of your chart). Also, if sperm was carcinogen, male members of the human race would die a few years after being born, which would wipe out the humans in a matter of a few dozen years. But of course, put a chart up and everyone will think of you a smartass!

    “Remove her access to funds, cash credit cards, everything”
    She goes to college and obviously is a grown woman, and I don’t think he can legally do that. I feel like the person who made this website is a middle-aged male low-confidence control freak with erectile dysfunction.

    “Through these methods we will save her”
    I thought she could save herself from the evil sins of beauty treatment but, oh well, she’s just female, I guess she can’t control herself (*SARCASM SIGN* you moron!)

    “Make sure she finds and submits to a same race heterosexual spouse”
    Fuck you.

    • Ha! Yes!
      “I would like to say to whomever made this website: YOU DO NOT WORSHIP GOD, YOU WORSHIP THE CHURCH! Those two things are different, maybe even opposite.”

      As a Christian, I can tell you this actually applies to likely close to 80% of those who call themselves Christian at all. Not just here.
      I’ve started calling them Chriatianists. They like the idea of having an elite, secret club, but they’ve nwver actually met the bouncer who lets them in…

      I am willing to put money on the idea that if Jesus came back today, the “Church” would stone and crucify Him.

      #LunaticsAreRunningTheAsylum
      #PhariseesAreRunningTheChurch

  3. This better not be a real site. Anyone who believes this is a fucking moron and should not procreate. It’s a very misogynistic, racist and totally backwards easy of thinking. I “pray” that the people who read this site don’t take it seriously. One sad thing about today’s society is that morons believe things that they read on websites without looking further into the “facts” purported in this site.

  4. I cant believe the amount of imbeciles Tha are getting annoyed at this, are you fucking retarded you dimwitted fuckballs, someone is having fun, making jokes. The guy who posted probably doesn’t even have a daughter, but he does have a sense of humour which I find fucking hilarious. Keep it up Lonnie. This is gold. Fucking retards

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  6. whoever writes all these articles. You are absolute imbiciles. honestly never read such shite in all of my entire life. probably written by seriously ugly people who can’t get laid ? fucking idiots get a real hobbie and a real life

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