Loyal follower and staunch non-masturbator, Paul Stanley, asks:
“Lonnie, should sex education be taught in public schools?”
Thank you for the question, Paul. Obviously the answer is “no”. For the past few decades, publicly schooled American children have fallen far behind their dastardly Oriental counterparts in scholarly subjects such as science, math and U.S. History. Do we really need to pollute their minds with masturbation lessons? America has been inching closer and closer to the embrace of Satan ever since secular politicians removed God from schools and inserted hardcore homosexuality.
It’s easy to see that many of the masturhaters on this page have been public-schooled and suffered exposure to this Satanic sexual education. A home-schooled Christian education is the only way to ensure that your children will not be taught dangerous self-rape tips by pedophiles posing as educators or be tempted to join circle jerking-off parties by their “cool” peers.
God bless some of you,