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Do Hollywood Zombie Documentaries Provide a Key to Defeating Masturbation?

Do Hollywood Zombie Documentaries Provide a Key to Defeating Masturbation?

In my past life as a secular masturbator I was unhealthily infatuated with zombie documentaries.   Since being saved by Lonnie Childs and the STOP Masturbation NOW ministries, however, I have come to the realization that zombies are possibly the most prolific self-rapists alive!  Zombies, like your typical masturbator, are brain […]

by August 2, 2014 0 comments Celebrity, Lifestyle
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