Articles by: Liam McKey

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Surprise Sex: The Cure for an Unmotivated Spouse

The leading cause of masturbation among men is lack of sex. The leading cause of female masturbation is also lack of sex. What is the solution? Answer: more procreation with your same-race spouse. Unfortunately, many spouses become unmotivated for sex at the exact moment that their spouse is. This creates […]

by July 3, 2015 5 comments Marital Tips
The Cold Shower:  Nature’s Remedy For A Self-Raping Son, Daughter or Spouse.

The Cold Shower: Nature’s Remedy For A Self-Raping Son, Daughter or Spouse.

  Have you ever caught your own child wrestling Satan’s grasp on their genitals? Have you come home to a moaning spouse, watching an episode of “Three’s Company?” What do you do in this situation? Sure you may spank the gay out of your kids, or discipline your spouse with […]

by June 30, 2015 27 comments Self-Rape Prevention
The Most Common Sex Toy Used for the past 10 years…The Cell Phone

The Most Common Sex Toy Used for the past 10 years…The Cell Phone

  Ten years ago, the “Smart Phone” was unveiled. The entire world of the Information Super Highway soon became available in a “handy” little device. You could surf the entire world wide of webs and: find directions, check your stocks, send a text message, order a pizza, etc. You could […]

by June 24, 2015 12 comments Science
U.S. Justice Department Statistics are in.  Topping the list of sexual assault in Federal Prisons…Masturbation!!!!

U.S. Justice Department Statistics are in. Topping the list of sexual assault in Federal Prisons…Masturbation!!!!

  Every year, the Justice Department airs its dirty laundry about what criminals do while in their custody.  The top three forms of sexual assault in Federal Prisons Are: Masturbation (self-rape) Forcible Rape (mainstream-rape) Food Rape (usually produce or ham) Eating bad food, having to associate with minorities, and living […]

by June 18, 2015 2 comments Crime
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Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was […]

by February 10, 2015 16 comments Celebrity
SMN Ministries Launches Sex-Toy Buy Back Program with the Help of Little Lonnie’s Helpers

SMN Ministries Launches Sex-Toy Buy Back Program with the Help of Little Lonnie’s Helpers

    SMN Ministries has teamed up with one of the Ministry’s primary sponsors, R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., to assist with the first Sex-Toy Buy Back program Ever! The program is the brainchild of SMN’s Youth Minister, Jacob Franklin. “By utilizing the most innocent members of the family, we will […]

by February 2, 2015 10 comments Fun and Games
Gov. Jerry Brown conducts a press conference with his hands in full view of the press corps. as to now arouse any suspicion

California Governor Signs Lonnie Child’s “Yes Means Yes” Bill Into Law

It is a well-known fact that all successful school policies found in secular higher-education institutions come from religious schools. This has never been truer than now, as California Governor Jerry Brown signed into law the “Affirmative Consent” bill. This new law eliminates the implied consent that was in-place previously. The […]

by October 1, 2014 2 comments Politics
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Tipping a Waiter That Might be a Masturbator

Gratuity is a form of appreciation for good service that is only seen in civilized countries like America. A well-tended-to patron with good manners will leave an additional sum to reflect their appreciation for good service. This “tip” is usually between 15-30% of the total bill. However, tipping a suspected […]

by September 30, 2014 25 comments Etiquette
A Guide to Disciplining Your Same-Race Wife, Without Breaking the Law

A Guide to Disciplining Your Same-Race Wife, Without Breaking the Law

  Today’s modern woman can often times forget what her role in life is thanks to the liberal media and mental disorders, like “feminism.” Often times, the illusion of equality leads to divorce. A good husband will not just refuse to treat his wife as a disposable item, he will […]

by September 30, 2014 32 comments Family Values
NFL Superstar, Adrian Peterson, Arrested for Spanking “The Gay” Out of His Son

NFL Superstar, Adrian Peterson, Arrested for Spanking “The Gay” Out of His Son

  Last week, Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Adrian Peterson, was arrested in his hometown for a mysterious domestic violence charge. This came on the heals of Jerry Rice’s suspension and dismissal from the Baltimore colts for disciplining his wife in an Atlantic City elevator. Today, the Cobb County prosecutor announced that […]

by September 16, 2014 9 comments Celebrity
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