Articles by: Liam McKey

Hobby Lobby Employee Sues Over Right to Masturbate

Hobby Lobby Employee Sues Over Right to Masturbate

  A Coral Gables, Florida woman is suing her employer, Hobby Lobby, over their refusal to supply her with what she considers “birth control.” Linda Ferno, a seven year employee at the Coral Gables location of Hobby Lobby was hoping that her employer’s contribution to her government mandated health insurance […]

by July 20, 2014 14 comments Money, Politics
The Environmental Impact of Masturbation

The Environmental Impact of Masturbation

  It’s common knowledge that masturbation turns ordinary people into criminals and perfectly healthy people into Stephen Hawking. But what about our planet? Is the Earth feeling the sting of masturbation?   Your average masturbator burns between 50 to 150 calories with every masturbation session, depending on factors such as: […]

by July 18, 2014 117 comments Morals, Science, Weather, World
The Catholic Church Masturbation Conspiracy….

The Catholic Church Masturbation Conspiracy….

  It is a well-known fact that the Catholic Church does not allow for its servants to engage in same-race procreation. Both male and female servants of the church must remain celibate. This gives rise to none other than…. Masturbation!!! You may think this is harmless, but think again! What […]

by July 15, 2014 21 comments Morals
SMN Hot Sauce Review

SMN Hot Sauce Review

  All loving parents want to raise their children in a masturbation free household and make sure their children grow up free of: sin, STDs, pregnancy and the gay. We all know to remove bedroom doors, spank the gay out of them from time to time, and rub hot sauce […]

by July 11, 2014 10 comments Uncategorized
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