About Salome Fernandez ( ex of Peter Dunkelswanz)
I was a harlot who allowed men to masturbate on my spectacular and ample bosom, until Saint Lonnie saved me and absolved me of all my sins. I was SRAS'd to one Peter Dunkelswanz who lost his mind, abandoned me and started dabbling in the HomoGay™ lifestyle. He now parades around with paid whores. I am pure and free of sin. I will judge you.

Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

July 12, 2014 10

Friday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F.  The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs.  Lonnie’s […]

The Clean Sin Cave

June 16, 2014 2

“Sin cave cleanliness is next to Lonnieness”- the book of Mons Venus 14:28-King Lonald Holy Bible Women who keep their sin cave free of Satanic Muskinesss will receive eternal salvation from Saint Lonnie. ScLience, along […]

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