Articles by: Salome Fernandez ( ex of Peter Dunkelswanz)

Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

Friday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F.  The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs.  Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, […]

The Clean Sin Cave

The Clean Sin Cave

“Sin cave cleanliness is next to Lonnieness”- the book of Mons Venus 14:28-King Lonald Holy Bible Women who keep their sin cave free of Satanic Muskinesss will receive eternal salvation from Saint Lonnie. ScLience, along with their partner, Big Masturbation; have spent millions of dollars brainwashing women to not give […]

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