Is Your Daughter Paying for a Facial?

October 13, 2015 19

(StopMasturbationNOW)—This week we have a question from a loyal follower and father.   “Hi, my daughter just went away to college and I see that she has a weekly cash withdrawal out of her account […]

Facebook to Finally Allow you to Dislike Masturbators

September 15, 2015 12

(StopMasturbationNOW)—It has been long proven that masturbation is a top ten cause of disease and the leading cause of eroding family values. But masturbation material is constantly prevalent on Facebook. People post “selvies” in which […]

Lonnie Childs to Forgive Muslims for 9/11

September 12, 2015 0

(StopMasturbationNow)—In his annual 9/11 remembrance speech; SMN Industries founder and leader Lonnie Childs announced the need for forgiveness and reconciliation with the religion responsible for the terrible acts on 9/11. Our Faith is based on […]

Sign our Petition to Deport Ariana Grande

July 13, 2015 10

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Americas motto has been to give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Nowhere did we ever ask masturbators to come here. Actually its exactly the opposite. Last week Mexican […]

Masturbation Awakens Dormant Black Hole

July 8, 2015 10

(StopmasturbationNOW)—Masturbation has been a long proven top ten cause of disease, a gateway drug to rape,  and is the leading cause of homosexuality and erosion of family values. However we are just now realizing the damage that […]

Did Jimmy Fallon Injure His Hand Masturbating?

June 26, 2015 2

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Jimmy Fallon won’t be taping “The Tonight Show” on Friday due to a hand injury, an NBC spokesman told TheWrap. Although the network will be airing a repeat while Fallon recovers, the spokesman assured […]

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