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Sex was created by God for procreational purposes and as a demonstration of love between a husband and his same-race wife.  Therefore, any sexual act is solely intended to occur in a healthy same-race marriage between husband and wife  in purity and holiness.  In stark contrast, masturbation is selfish self-stimulation without the presence of a same-race spouse or assigned sexual chaperone.

Masturbation involves sexual fantasies and/or pornographics and is certainly not pure and is sinful (the Greek word for “immorality” is porneia which means illicit sexual intercourse, i.e., fornication, homosexuality, lesbianism, masturbation, bestiality, etc.  The English word “pornographics” is derived from this Greek word).  The Bible clearly teaches that our minds are as important to God as our bodies are and that we are to remain pure in both.  Jesus said, “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery’; but I say to you, that everyone who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.” (Matthew 5:27-28).

CONCLUSION:  Masturbation is both fornication and adultery

Fornication, noun

1.) sexual behavior considered immoral: sexual intercourse between a man and woman who are not married, or any form of sexual behavior considered to be immoral, such as masturbation.

Adultery, noun

1.) extramarital sex: sexual relations between a married person and somebody other than his or her same-race spouse, including themselves.

 

The masturbators who troll this holy netsite are constantly demanding Biblical proof for our claims that masturbation is sin.  The following Bible passages detail God’s clear disapproval of sexual immorality:

 

  • Romans 1:24 – “Therefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts to impurity, to the dishonoring of their bodies among themselves.”
  • Romans 6:19 – “I am speaking in human terms, because of your natural limitations. For just as you once yielded your members to impurity and to greater and greater iniquity, so now yield your members to righteousness for sanctification.”
  • 1 Corinthians 6:18 – “Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body.”
  • 2 Corinthians 12:21 – “I fear that when I come again my God may humble me before you, and I may have to mourn over many of those who sinned before and have not repented of the impurity, immorality, and licentiousness which they have practiced.”
  • Galatians 5:19 – “Now the works of the flesh are plain: fornication, impurity and licentiousness.”
  • Ephesians 5:3 – “But fornication and all impurity or covetousness must not even be named among you, as is fitting among saints.”
  • Colossians 3:5 – “Put to death therefore what is earthly in you: fornication, impurity, passion, evil desire, and covetousness, which is idolatry.”
  • 1 Thessalonians 4:2-5 – “For you know what commandments we gave you by the authority of the Lord Jesus. 3 For this is the will of God, your sanctification; that is, that you abstain from sexual immorality; 4 that each of you know how to possess his own wife in sanctification and honor, 5 not in lustful passion, like the Gentiles who do not know God.”
  •  Hebrews 13:4 – “Marriage is honorable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.”
  • 1 Corinthians 6:18 – “Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.”
  • Leviticus 18:22 – “Thou shalt not lie with mankind (including himself), as with womankind: it is abomination.”
  • 2 Timothy 2:22 – “Flee also youthful lusts: but follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart.”
  • 1 Corinthians 6:19 – “Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind.”

 

God bless some of you!  Praise!

-Lonnie

 

 

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139 Comments on Biblical Sources

  1. Incredible article, and one would think it would finally shut up the trolls that question and belittle the SMN Ministry and its holy works, but based on the track record of these trolls, I don't think they'll let up and suddenly free themselves of self-rape sin. Nope. I predict more of the same delusional diatribe offered under the cloak of Satan.

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    • You are a bunch of disgusting , disrespectful slobs. I really wish ALL of you DIE immediately for slandering those who can no longer provide comments to respond you..Maybe your arm will fall off from apparent overuse. Get areal job. Maggots can never get promoted !

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      • That is a very un-christian thing to say! I thought you people were supposed to be loving and caring. Let me get this straight, thinking about masturbation is wrong and fantasizing about people is like "mentally raping" them, according to this website. So would thinking about someone's death be like mentally killing them? Oh wait, but the bible doesn't SAY it in that way so I guess it isn't true... You kind of people disgust me. Not people of religion, but people who take advantage of their so called "beliefs" and use it as a weapon to judge others.

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        • Oh on the contrary. Do you remember in "The Bible" when god commanded the Israelites to slaughter the Canaanites. Men, women, and children they were commanded to slaughter. Thou shalt not kill only applies to to the shedding of "innocent blood." Just read Proverbs 6 Obviously masturbators are not innocent, and therefor just like the Canaanites.

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      • With his warm climate, I didn't think Satan needed a cloak, but Santa is from the North Pole so he needs a cloak and it's an acronym, so go figure! LOL

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      • You're mentally murdering me saying that. You believe the lord would approve such disgusting and impure thinking?! HMG?!!!?!!?

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      • Tsk Tsk Tsk I guess you forgot to read the other part of the bible. Wishing death upon God's children is a sin I'm sure of. Only He can judge and since you are not him you cannot judge. For you see the Holy Bible is not trail mix you can't nit pick what you like and leave the rest.

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    • Let me ask you this, if masturbation is such a bad thing, why does it reduce stress and give relief from menstrual cramps? Masturbation is something that people do in their own homes, in their own privacy. You have no right to look down on them because if it. I don't know who you are but you're spreading a messed up message. Masturbation may be a sin to you but it's something everyone does and has done except a select few people including yourself. I myself am a Pansexual, masturbating, African american woman with a white wife and if you wanna try to say something against me, I dare you to because you are only promoting more hate and stupidity against yet another large group of people. It's people like you that keep anyone from actually working any problems out in the world. You have no right to try shaming other people for something that you have no business trying to stop. Why don't you keep your ideals to yourself instead of convincing people to follow you. Not everyone has the luxury of being in love and having someone to have sexual intercourse with unless of course you want the ones without to go around paying prostitutes? Leave people alone. Masturbation is something you can't stop and it angers me that someone would try to do something so ignorant. It's people like you that need to get slew, no one wants your opinion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_lZ73Kt0g

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      • Agreed. People should be allowed to make thier own choices. Like marriage of opposite race. They should have the ability to have the choice to masturbate, and you so called ''Christians'' want to take away that freedom. This is America, and people are free to speak as they want to, but they shouldn't be frowned upon for making their own choices, as long as it is legal. People who masturbate are still the creation of god and are not bad for that reason.

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    • This is a gross misinterpretation. First of all, you're interpreting something out of context. On top of that, you've taken this small piece out of context after it has already been interpreted from another language. Aaaand you did it about 3000 years after it was written, when our culture could not be much further from theirs. This argument would be the equivalent of someone using cave paintings to explain why we shouldn't swim. It's far fetched at best, and way too far out of context.

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  2. The Bible never told us if masturbation is a sin. The story of Onan is often thought of referring to masturbation and condemnation thereof, but the act described by the story is coitus interruptus and not masturbation. I prefer to think of masturbation as a way to fulfill our sexual desires when we cannot forfill them. However, it is a sin if one masturbates too much on a daily basis,

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  3. Let's just talk facts here:

    1. If you are not masturbating daily, you have missed the entire point of the bible. You have to read between the lines instead of being a Pharisee.

    2. Not only does God approve of masturbation, he required the original disciples (minus Judas) to have circle-jerks during prayer meetings as a way to reduce stress. They would all take turns being the "pivot man". This fact has been well establish through many sources in church history.

    3. If you don't masturbate regularly, Ol' Split Foot himself will come into your dreams and make you spill your seed in your undies. That is the same as having sex with Satan!!!! Non-masturbators have a huge build-up of seed and they are playing right into the hands of Beelzebub. The devil may as well be kneeling in front of you performing oral sex.

    The bottom line is that non-masturbators are deceived....but there is hope. Pray that the "Master of Masturbation" shines his light of revelation on you. Believe me, he wants to show you the truth...are you open to receive it?

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  4. Praise God in the fulness of His Only Son (Who never "pruned His own fig branch")! Brother Lonnie gives us the Biblical truth on the unforgivable sin of self-adultery. It is the sin of Onan---all male emissions are holy unto the Lord, and MUST be used to impregnate a properly submissive wife. So my Christian brethren, should a demon of lust tempt you to "Hand Solo," grab your guns and hit the range until you feel holy. Better yet, find a Proverbs 31 woman forthwith, and do your manly rudeness God's way!

    May all who rub the Burning Bush, yea, those that take up the cudgel, forever feel the Hand of Satan in the Lake of Fire, Amen and Amen!

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    • God will forgive anything, as long as you ask for forgiveness and mean it. "unforgivable" my ass.
      Also, SUBMISSIVE is complete bullshit.

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      • Where does it say you have to be of the same race to get married?? From what I understand, God wanted His people- the Jews- to not marry pagans who would lead them away from Him. He never said that you had to marry within the same race! If I married a Hispanic Christian man, it shouldn't matter what his skin color is. What matters is is he challenging me to be more of a follower of Christ? Is he uplifting me in my faith? Can we handle rough patches in a godly way? Not if his skin is as white as mine. God created many different colors of people. We shouldn't limit ourselves to marrying within only our race. That's racial discrimination and I'm about 98% sure that God would not be pleased with that. Come on, man...

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        • To be fair, one has to understand the sociopolitical environment at the time of the writing of many of the Old Testament books. Around this time was the Babylonian Captivity, and the Hebrews were afraid of their people being assimilated by the Babylonians. Therefore, they wrote discrimination and racism into the Torah to discourage inter-societal marriages.
          Of course, the Bible is also more than 2000 years old, so it shouldn't be the defining source of moral conduct. Otherwise, we should all get some rocks and stone us some heretics, which is working so well for today's time. If god doesn't want us fapping, then I'm gonna fap harder. If god really cared, he'd unfuck the world as it is now, and if he doesn't care, then neither do I. This is a two-way street, and if he isn't going to hold up his end of the bargain, then my hand is firmly gripped about my spear.

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      • Too bad Lonnie, I will say as many bad words as I want. starting now, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you stupid racist sexist whore.

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  5. God bless SOME of you? What kind of Christian are you? You are the epitome of what you speak against... sin! Sin is you thinking you are some sanctified being righteous enough to only wish God's blessing upon "some" people. Re-evaluate who you are, or how you believe. Something has to change. for that who wishes God's wrath on another is that which they attempt to oppose.

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      • Don't point out a splinter in another's eye when you have a log in yours. (from the BIBLE!!!)
        Pay attention to your OWN issues, idiot, you shouldn't force this down people's throats.
        Also, the "make this a law" thing is bullshit. seriously. Are you gonna spy in peoples homes and bathrooms and then condemn them to prison if they touch themselves?
        Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy upon me a sinner.
        -a fellow christian, who is NOT under the insane idea that people should be controlled like this.

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          • Issues like being a broke hippy who needs to get an actual job?

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          • You are a shame to god bro. And why is sex more justified than masturbation and why is beinf born gaya crime? They were born that way you know? This website and the people who created it are shaming God's face.

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          • This whole website is a prank, right? Like LarkNews, The Babylon Bee, and The Onion, right? I just have a very difficult time willingly believing that you and your groupies are really that delusional. Unforgivable sin, ha! So, you're saying that Christ's sacrifice for us is insufficient for masturbators? Well, I guess we're all screwed then, including you who once rubbed one out occasionally. Since it is, according to you, unforgivable, and you did commit the act, you're no better off than any of the rest of us. I make it a point to punch my clown daily. Reduces the risk of prostate cancer. Science.

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      • That's because you've been busy sucking my fat greasy cock, while taking a jew dick in the ass, you fucktard ball of shit! Die quickly, so I can blast my burning satanic jizz down your throat for all eternity, Lonnie Childlover.

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  6. All this talk of masturbation has me kinda horny again. I think I'll rub one oit right now. I'm mentally raping lonnie childs right now! He's licking my balls as I bust a nut on his chin!

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    • Haha - he can't be busting one on your chin - my fat greasy sweaty cock is filling his mouth right now, and he LOVES it - cum guzzling dick muncher Lonnie Childmolester.

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    • To be fair, not all churches are like this. I go to church, and we aren't as crazed and idiotic as these people....

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  7. I'm mentally raping Cathy Redmond and Lonnie Childs right now while I play with my sin stick.

    Praise

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  8. This is by far the most twisted interpretation of any biblical work and further more being a racist zealot makes you all just as bad as the "sinners" you preach against

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  9. I'm so glad I stumbled upon this website. Never have I been so inspired. I'm a white middle aged guy that will now go out and fuck a bunch of black chicks, and shit, maybe even have a threesome with a couple hot Asians. Jesus hate you, Satan loves you, and god doesn't exist.

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  10. You got it all wrong, heathen. The "Pray Against" option is there for readers to voice displeasure with the contents of a post and should never be confused for a judgement against a person..

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  11. Four joys to our Father. I admittedly confess that myself am often found confused. I have been disciplined heavily since a young age that the act of self pleasure is a wrongful doing if conducted outside the parameter of marriage. I married my Caleb at the age of 21 and whole heartedly admit to no such self pleasure until I was married.
    Our wedding was a truely wonderful day yet I found myself ever anxious of the evening ahead. We did engage in intercourse and I didn't enjoy it one bit, mainly because Caleb is hung like a baby hamster and he was utterly fixated with my crusty hoop instead of my lovely hairy Mott. Fuckinh jew cunt! The milkman on the other hand has a massive rod that I deep throat every Wednesday

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  12. Whelp, it's been a fun ride. Knowing that people as violently retarded as you still exist in the world is simply too much, I am going to go choke my chicken to death whilst furiously raping a small animal. Have fun spending your lives thinking that a magical sky daddy wants you to spend your lives being intolerable, obsolete prudes. Even your fellow Christians think you guys are a bunch of dogfucking mongoloids, which let's be honest, is pretty accurate.

    Sincerely,
    Some random neckbeard from 4chan. Expect to see more of us soon.

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  13. It's not just the Bible. The Torah also states that "a man shall not toss off his seeds onto the floor." Don't even get me started on the Koran, because anti-masturbation passages are the ONLY good thing about that book!

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  14. Theres no need for the same race. You are literally proving yourselves and christanity to be racist. Thats why im a Jucheist.

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  15. You are all doing a disservice to the Lord. You're using helicopter theology to pick and choose verses that deliver a message that isn't biblically accurate. You add words into the word of the Lord to further your message. Moreover, your comments are full of hate. This is not the way one should honor Christ or exalt his name.

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    • Furthermore, anyone who reads the posts on this site and the vitriolic garbage produced by its patrons and the "Lonnie" character were they considering coming to Christ would likely turn and run from the lunacy they've read. You're "ministry" is despicable, dishonest, and disgusting. All of you and the trash at Westboro are alike. You're desire is not to be pure, or righteous, it is not to bring people to Christ and grow the church. Your desire is to spread a message of hate and to pervert the word of the Lord. To claim that GOD requires "same-race" marriage is as perverse as it is untrue. All of you shall find in the end that you've not been doing the Lord's work but rather that of a bigot in the guise of a man of the cloth. You would be wise to reassess not only your message, but your lives.

      For the record, the Bible does NOT forbid masturbation. However, if you believe it a sin then to practice it would be a sin against the Lord. If that is your view so be it, live that way. Even preach that if you so choose. But do not dare add words to the Bible to further your invalid point. The level of depravity on this forum is utterly and totally disgusting. All of you are disgusting human beings, or at the very least, incredibly gullible and ignorant. "Lonnie," whoever he is, should be ashamed. He is not a person to follow. He does not do the Lord's work, he serves himself.

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      • Are you aware of how many times the Bible has been translated, mistranslated and "had words added" over the centuries? I guarantee that whatever Bible you subscribe to has been decried as blasphemous by others. We here at STOP Masturbation NOW subscribe to the most current edition; The King Lonald Holy Bible as translated to me by God through several ancient scrolls discovered hidden away underneath my Mother's couch cushions.

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        • Let me ask you this, if masturbation is such a bad thing, why does it reduce stress and give relief from menstrual cramps? Masturbation is something that people do in their own homes, in their own privacy. You have no right to look down on them because if it. I don't know who you are but you're spreading a messed up message. Masturbation may be a sin to you but it's something everyone does and has done except a select few people including yourself. I myself am a Pansexual, masturbating, African american woman with a white wife and if you wanna try to say something against me, I dare you to because you are only promoting more hate and stupidity against yet another large group of people. It's people like you that keep anyone from actually working any problems out in the world. You have no right to try shaming other people for something that you have no business trying to stop. Why don't you keep your ideals to yourself instead of convincing people to follow you. Not everyone has the luxury of being in love and having someone to have sexual intercourse with unless of course you want the ones without to go around paying prostitutes? Leave people alone. Masturbation is something you can't stop and it angers me that someone would try to do something so ignorant. It's people like you that need to get slew, no one wants your opinion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To_lZ73Kt0g

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        • This Lonnie character is back at it again, not only does he have his own racist sexist cult which has it's own website where you can pray against someone, but he now has his own bible! Wow! This is how you get money without working! Don't wait for retirement. Create your own cult now and start getting ''donations'' tomorrow!

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  16. I sincerely hope this website is a hoax. Do people really believe this garbage and force it on their children?? What is wrong with people?
    Small-minded idiocy.
    If I have a prayer... Please let this be satire...

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  17. Ok honesty time. You are all sinners. Fuck shit cuntrag... There I'm one as well. How many of you are offended? How many of you are jumping to defend this Un holy Un godly mess? This page has less scientific fact than a superman movie and even less biblical truth. Stop stop stop! You are an embarrassing waste of air! Look in before you cast any stones.

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  18. This is a massive jk...
    The bible says "he without sin throw the first stone" john 8:7
    Science says "all mammals are know for homosexuality" Discovery Channel

    All Male and Female kids begin to masturbate at early age before you know what sex is... they do it because it feels good... while it may not necessarily be on purpose...

    Also the bible never mentions same race marrige to not be godly...

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  19. I masturbate at least 12 times day, I've formed a hard shall on the exterior of my penis as a protection for the mass masturbation i do regularly. I fucking enjoy it, am I going hell forever?

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  20. Guys you're seriously fucking up whatever little dignity Christianity is left with! And for fuck sake, stop referring to the 'wholly babble' for every fart you inadvertantly pass.

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  21. Your site is a blasphemy against the true Word of God. Some people have real problems with masturbation or other bad habits and they search for truth and understanding, and help... But you do not care or mean real help. You just want to promote your own crazy ideas.

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    • You have virgin in your name so wtf do you know, slimey cuntface? The true word of god is worship me, bitch! Eat lord Satan's asshole for all eternity!!

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  22. I'm curious about where, in the scripture, you've read of God's intent for married couples to be of the same race.

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  23. I was laughing my arse off at this website and its condemnation of a perfectly natural act, until I read the words 'same-race marriage', which has to be one of the most chilling things I've read on this website. I think I've found the true evil of humanity on this website and it's through those words. Please tell me this website is a joke and is set up by a bunch of folk just looking to make money from ad revenue!

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  24. You see, I just looked up fornication and you guys added to the definition, first off. Second off, Once again, zealous christians are using the Bible to justify their own means. well, I got something for you. Matthew 7:1-5; look it up, read it, and feel stupid.

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  25. I love my penis and I love to caress me and if I can not I'll kill all my neighbors and I will continue my quest until people react and when it will stop me I'll masturbate with my gun to my head and when I'm going to ejaculate I will kill myself.

    Thanks god for hate just because I touch myself.

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  26. This site has made my week. Really enjoyed the illuminating article on women's clothing. Thank the King Lonald Holy Bible for this.

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  27. I really appreciate that there are bible fanatics out there who actually care about showing their sources. However I think not only you but seemingly quite some of those fail to notice that masturbating isn't "sinning against the own body" or "giving in to lust and impurity".
    There are the Ten Commandments and the only one I recall having relationships as topic is the one to not lust after another man's wife.
    While this seems to imply that it's okay to lust after another wife's husband it doesn't concern touching your own body a sin at all

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  28. This entire site is obviously for the lulz, yet I feel like some religious zealots on here think this to be a real platform...
    C'mon guys.... lol

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  29. Jesus longest rebuking of the religious leaders was because those religious leaders were doing exactly what this group of charlatans pretending to be Christians are doing, repressing sex and sexuality. Christ cursed those religious leaders in Luke 11:52, do you think He would be more lenient with you for some reason ?

    Everyone with contradictions in their bibles aspires to a double-minded God

    Ephesians 6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

    Psalm 4:2 O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn my glory into shame? how long will ye love vanity, and seek after leasing? Selah.

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  30. heads up if your gonna use a definition, don't add extra information or your own personal thought to keep it less objective. alright I'm off to beat the meat and release the juice that is sin down my chest

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  31. Oh my god. Please tell me this site isn't serious. I will laugh my ass off if it is just a bunch of bigoted, bible-thumping idiots ranting about how terrible it is to spend some time with ol' lefty.

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  32. So basically, the bible doesn't mention masturbation. Therefore masturbating is not a sin. It is just an interpretation and people manipulating the bible for their own agenda vice what God said.

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  33. Your first definition Fornication: noun, sexual intercourse between people not married to each other. Is a little off there is sn need to stretch a definition to imply what you want. Secondly Masturbation isn't intercourse, (noun, communication or dealings between individuals or groups.) Masturbation is dealing with your own needs without anyone else to have intercourse with and therefore masturbating cannot be fornication or adultery since it isn't intercourse in the first place. And with that your basis falls apart since masturbation isn't intercourse it can't be sin by your definitions.

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  34. Who hurt you as a child? Half the world doesn't have enough food and the thing you are most passionate about is what people are doing at home, alone in the dark (or sometimes on public transit). There is something not okay in your heart.

    Also, if you don't want people to "self rape" (a term I am going to adopt for all my future solo adventures) you should change some of the ads because there are some racey ones.

    But if you don't actually believe any of this and just thrive on controversy so as to sell ads, then carry on. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to self-rape to one of your weight loss ads. God bless.

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  35. Not one of those so called biblical comments say "NO MASTURBATION"... Your interpretation is totally incorrect!

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  36. Is this site real? Are there truely people still out there who think masturbation is the work of the Devil? Get over it, it's fucking 2016 and there are far greater needs in the world than stopping masturbation. Which is a natural and HEALTHY thing to do.

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  37. I like to jerk off with my both hands! And i do it solo and with my GF! Its fun! Once i didn't had a paper to jerk on it so i took a picture of Jesus and jerked on that, it was sperm all over the picture of Jesus. His face was filled with cum. CUM EVERYWHERE! And i throw it after, in the garbage.
    Masturbate, not because is a sin, but because is fun! There are no sins by the way, as there is no god or religion 🙂

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  38. Wait, so is it a good thing to be prayed for, or a bad thing? How do you pray against someone? How do you hold your hands like that!? Do Christians actually pray for bad things to happen to people with whom they disagree??

    I disagree with this website! Gonna go pray against it so hard!

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  39. Is this website for real?
    So people actually take the time to protest funerals?
    All I gotta say is "wow"
    Maybe go get a real job. Protest real life things that are actually serious.
    Real Christians don't pray "against " anyone lol
    This website is funny tho. Thanks for the laugh.

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  40. Thank you for your support, I am a Youth Minister, Prayer Warrior and Board Certified Pediatric Gynecologist with SMN Ministries.
    If we had more people like you around our country would be Masturbation Free.
    If you are ever in Arizona please come and worship Lonnie with us.

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  41. "A properly submissive wife"? You realize that all that is preached on this website only works in some closed society where every other nut job thinks the same as you. People are entitled to their own beliefs, that's fine. But the instant you personally make the judgement call that "I know better than you" and you go about telling others that what you believe is right and what they believe is wrong, you become oppressive. Maybe some wives are idiotic enough to aspire to being properly submissive. My guess is that the vast majority of women would feel insulted, oppressed and enraged by that concept.

    How can you people *possibly* actually believe that this kind of oppression of women is ok?
    I mean I literally cannot understand it, there is no supporting logic (real logic, not logic that goes along the lines of insecure men inflicting their dominance on women by teaching them to believe they are lesser beings, which is sick and patronizing and leads to horrific sexual abuse by you sick fucks - sorry, I was trying to keep this clean of curse words, but I just can't help it, you people disgust me)

    Believe what you want, the oppressed will rise, have no doubt. But don't for one instant tell yourselves that you have any REAL, undeniable proof, empirical evidence saying that your way is right. Understand that everything this site is about, all of what you preach, is based on a shared *opinion*.
    A shared way of thinking. That constitutes a cult. It does not constitute truth

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  42. Jacob Franklin. Either get your grammar/writing down, or adhere to the rules of your own religion with the same fervor with which you encourage this sexual oppression that will ultimately produce more rapists and psychologically unstable people.
    Worship Lonnie? Now, that sounds like idolatry to me. And what does the bible have to say about that?
    " Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."

    This would put idolizing Lonnie on the same level of travesty as masturbation. So on this very site, you are engaging in the very act you claim to eschew!
    You don't just pick and choose the rules that are convenient for you to follow. Amazing.

    Hypocrite

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  43. I don't know who made this website, but there is no way they are christians. I'm a christian, I don't judge others it is not my place to judge. Because God is the only judge we need, his judgment is the only one that matters. These people are self righteous pigs. Either that or they're purposely trying to give Christians a bad name.

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  44. This whole page makes me want to masturbate/ have sex. Just a teenager.

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  45. You guys are crazy. If masturbation. Is so bad, why does your so called God allow it to happen?

    I hope you all fall in a hole and die.

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  46. Matthew 5:21
    You have heard that it was said to the ancients, 'Do not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.' We don't listen to this, so why is stroking the salmon so bad?

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  47. That creepy looking nigga from "A Young Girls Dilema" looks like he's from The Hills Have Eyes movies. Also, I masturbated like 10 minutes ago. Praise Jesus!!

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  48. Lonnies Child, you are going to Hell for being a black Jew.

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  49. your right about lust, but, your wrong about masterbation. a young man in his late teens to early twenties has so many chemicals and hormones in his body it's almost impossible to not masterbate. also, as a strong christian and young man, I can tell you it is very possible to masterbate without lust, masterbation for a young man relives the body of the build up of those intense sexual chemicals and also clears the system to help prevent infections, check this website http://boysunderattack.com/basics.html, it has a lot of good information on this subject. masterbating is a natrual part of being a boy, if you're not married, it's the only way to relieve your sexual tensions. masterbation is not a sin, what we think about when we do it and what we look at is what can be a sin. finally, when you masterbate, i takes your mind off of wanting sex and lusting after girls and makes waiting until marriage way easier and for me, possible

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  50. ...Is this even a real website? I'm pretty sure it's a parody, with how ridiculous it is, and I'm pretty sure that the people "supporting" the articles are also being sarcastic, but there's not enough to really indicate such. I just don't understand how so many people can have such a negative and factually incorrect view about the human body in a time when information is so easily obtained. I mean, you may as well try to say that medical science is false and that there's no such way to be healthy other than to do absolutely nothing because any wrong move and you might hurt yourself. O.o

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    • I'm in the exact same shoes as you. I was laughing pretty hard at the site, sections, etc. until I saw the comments and thought "good lord.. people are taking this seriously". And thank you for correcting my language in my comment, I said satire when I meant parody. This is the exact reason why too many took The Colbert Report seriously.

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  51. How do you Judge Which Gods laws to Follow ????
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    Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations.

    Also, I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.

    When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again.
    (Exodus 21:7-11 )

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    Lev. 11:10, Eating Shrimp it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination? Why ?

    Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does that mean most elderly cannot approach?

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    God Says I may Rape ..

    " Lo, a day shall come for the Lord when the spoils shall be divided in your midst : the city shall be taken, houses plundered, women ravished" (Zechariah 14:1-2 NAB)

    Is this not WRONG ? is this Why Trump can grab a woman's Pussy ??

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    " Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood" . (Jeremiah 48:10 NAB)

    " I make peace and create evil. I the Lord do all these things."
    - Isaiah 45:7

    Really? Do I have to Kill ? Isnt this why we put down Islam ???

    Is this why American Christians invaded Syria ?
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    Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    A fool should be answered according to his folly
    Prov 26:5

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  52. Am I the only person who recognizes satire? This entire site is so ridiculous and contradicting that's its obviously a satiricle joke! The products page has a large breasted woman wearing a support Lonnie shirt. The bible in the shape of a gun, etc. I was laughing pretty hard until I noticed how many of you actually take this seriously. When did our culture lose the ability to take a joke? Is Mel Brooks dead?

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    • Yes it does my child. just keep walking his white path of guidance, it may be sticky, and may leave a bad taste in your mouth, but you can beat it off.

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  53. Jesus was a total serial crank yanker. Look it up! That man could shoot for distance too I hear. Probably ate a lot of bananas and chewed zinc tablets.

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  54. I'm actually dating someone that's not the same race as me. I'm white and he's hispanic. If you and your stupid prick jesus lovers and the bullshit bible (which isn't even the original bible.) are going to tell me that i can't love or marry or FUCK my boyfriend that i love more than fucking anything because he's a different race than me then fuck you. I'm pretty sure God rather us love one another than fucking worry about who we can't date, fuck, or marry. Why does it matter what color they are? It's not the outside anyone is worried about anyways, it's what's inside. And about you fuckers freaking out about masturbation. What the hell? Its natural. Do you want your kid running around with giant blue balls? Fuck off.

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  55. I can also quote that a person who experiences an emission is ritually impure, as it says in Leviticus.

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  56. So what you're saying is, the last time my neighbor walked in on me stroking my meat tube, and I shoved it into her throat with my fist still stroking deep into her tonsils, that I was wrong, and how I blasted my jesus juices hard enough to burst her neck open so I could feast on her blood mixed with my blaster babies is a moral fallacy, and that so continuously piddle with my skin flute that I'm a heathen.....well, Fuck, color me a cock handler, and by the way, in Jesus name, keep spanking your hairy harambe

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  57. Children, can you not see how Satan works? My followers, you must tell those who do not understand how he works in the pornographic business. This is when Satan sets out to destroy souls and suck the participants into eternal fire. Those guilty of sexually deviant behaviour and those who flaunt their bodies in an obscene, immoral way will suffer excruciating pain for eternity.

    Help save them now, children, for they have no idea how their immoral impurity disgusts Me. They are covered in darkness. Bring them to Me, so My Light can embrace them and save them from the fires of Hell.

    Sins of the flesh are abhorrent to Me. So many souls are perishing in Hell because of the sin of pornography and sexually deviant acts. Let them know what their fate will be unless they show remorse.

    Your beloved Saviour
    Jesus Christ

    https://fatherofloveandmercy.wordpress.com/2011/08/28/many-souls-are-perishing-in-hell-because-of-the-sin-of-pornography/

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  58. hello lonnie, i have been reading your website and have been moved by the lord, but i am still unsure, i have been discussing it with my friends in our voice chat online and would like you to join us in one of our discussions... hopefully you will be able to help me cement my new views, and assist me and showing my friends the sinful nature of their ways... i hope that one day we may all receive the blessing of your golden shower

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  59. Please tell me this site is satire. Please...otherwise, for the love of all that is actually holy, get over yourselves, and go rub one out.

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