Big Masturbation announced, by way of one of their pornography shell companies, that they plan to film a ‘porn parody’ of Lonnie Childs and His popular Stop Masturbation Now movement. At press time it was not known who has been cast to play the role of Our Savior, Lonnie Childs. With the press release, Fantasy Candy Films also released what is believed to be only a partial cast list, including alleged “stars” of sin Asa Akira, Jayden James, Priya Rai and Lisa Ann, previously known for her shameful “portrayal” of future President Sarah Palin.
It is unknown which lesser gendered members of Lonnie’s Brotherhood will be shamed by the aforementioned women. Fantasy Candy Films spokeswoman, Lorraine Cross, said that “(We’re) still plotting the various scenes but definitely plan to include an “all-sister orgy” in the Menstrual Hut along with several boy/girl scenes set at various key locations on Brother Lonnie’s campound. We made sure to cast several girls that Brother Lonnie would refer to as ‘non-normal’ so we can also have some sexy conversion scenes.”
Ms. Cross also added, “If this film does well, we have an entire series planned. ‘This Ain’t A Homogay Conversion’ Volume 1 is already in pre-production as we found a homosexual male actor who is the spitting image of Nikita Shalavin.”
An official statement from Brother Lonnie Childs has yet to be issued.