ENGLAND, PROBABLY, MAYBE SCOTLAND (SMNNN)
Horrible androgen Martian-spider/human hybrid Sex-goblin rockpop icon, and profuse masturbator David Bowie succumbed to various masturbation related cancers today, he was 69 years old.
Bowie, long an androgynous mess of a waste of sinning oxygen, had a long and storied career beginning in 1978 when he fell to Earth and immediately began befouling himself. His terrible masturbation fueled howls were soon recorded by some awful person, and through obvious Satanism, were placed “on the air”, which then quickly became popular with all sorts of degenerates, especially the Irish and Australians. Foreign and domestic perverts often “collaborated” with Bowie, and recorded their sick self-rape sessions, also using his sexless, sex-devil filth, as a vehicle to further degenerate society. This list includes such horrid deviants as:
Trent Rezoner of Nine Foot Nail
McJagger of the Ke$ha song
Myron Mason of Myron Man5on
Sometime during the relentless orgy of sin and pollution, he became one of Big Masturbation’s biggest paid shills, amassing enough to purchase New Zealand, which he used to reenact “The Wizard Of Oz” as a sort of immersive hallucination, which he used to steal Normal babies and feed them to himself and his army of muppets.
We at STOP Masturbation NOW are certainly glad to see him, and his enormous and often prominent genital gone! We only regret he lasted so long, and went so deep, that the damage to our society is irreparable.
Let this be a potent reminder that Lonnie Child’s messages and SMN Minsitries has been proven correct, for this masturbator has died of cancer, as is God’s will! It is not too late for you to repent from the sin of self-rape.
Repent and Take the STOP Masturbation Now Purity Pledge, and avoid dying of cancer, and going to Hell!