In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

(StopMasturbationNOW)— What happened to moral America? The America filled with family values, the America of fraternities, sports, the 4th of July, and Christmas? Well… it’s been replaced with filth. And this is not regular dirty Mexican filth, this is smut. Pure pornography.

Last week we showed you haw masturbators were corrupting Halloween by turning costumes into dinguses. Now our readers have gone to the streets and taken pictures of jack Off Lanterns on liberals doorsteps in their very neighborhood. What will you do when Johnny goes looking for candy and instead wants to touch himself?

 

WARNING: The following items are disturbing and contain graphic images. Please make sure all women leave the room before proceeding.

 

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14 Comments on In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

  1. It disgusts me how the sinners have taken a former religious holiday, Halloween, and distorted it into the orgy of free-for-all sin that it has become.

    My grandfather regaled me of tales of Halloween and how it was in the late 1880s. Everyone who was chaste and devoid of sin spent the evening of October 31st telling stories of the time, back on October 31st, 0002 when Jesus built a barn out of oak trees and then built a stand in front of that barn out of sapwood and used that stand to orate about the dangers of sin and how the sinners in the community should be rounded up into the town square and beaten for their transgressions.

    Instead, now we’re treated to “slutty Ebola patient” costumes, pornographic pumpkin carvings and all of the narcotics and over the counter drugs that sinners can ingest in a 24 hour period. How far this nation has fallen in only a little over a century.

    • LOL i bet you like all these pictures of naked men, don´t you? MMMHHHHH I bet you let them all fuck your asshole REALLY hard and deep. And then suck their dicks afterwards. Kenny Gay is a really weird motherfucker…

  2. Here is a fucking question for your fucking stupid ass god (his mother was not a virgin I FUCKED HER IN ASS 1000000 TIMES) if god does not want people to engage in sexual activity ‘self rape’ why hasn’t the human population gone fucking extinct, why do we even have a fucking penis if we ain’t supposed to use it also if god did fucking exist why was there a Cold War why did hitler exist why was Ebola created and why is there even death if there is a fucking almighty being up there ( if there is he is probs masturbating right fucking now) now don’t say The Lord works in mysterious ways because that’s just an excuse for being proved wrong ( these mysterious ways involve people being allowed to masturbate) Lonnie you must be fucking butthurt for me fucking you mom last night OH WAIT you don’t have a mom you fucktard trying to stop masturbstion is fucking crimes against humanity and the trail is everyone vs you, I wouldn’t even count you as a fucking human being Lonnie with you spewing out all this biased shit about hoe masturbation is bad when it’s proven by scientists that it’s perfectly normal also I have 3 more things to say

    1: The purge is real

    2. God does not exist

    3. The egg came first NOT THE CHICKEN

    Actually I have one more thing to say:
    Han did NOT shoot first

  3. I actually agree with you on this! Those pumpkin images are extremely sexist, racist and offensive! That one with the dudebro wearing the sombrero in particular. Not only is he appropriating Mexican culture, he is also exploiting a womyn for his own selfish sexual gratification!

  4. Lonnie I love masturbation so much I fucking do hundreds of sacrifices for you I fucking shot a kids dick of and ate the meat while cum was spewing out then I fucking fucked the hold that was left and my erection got so big that it fucking split the kid up into bloody remains then I continued to use the remains as lube to fuck a elephant and the elephants pussy was torn up after I was done then my erection got so big that I fucking started to beat off and my erection tore down the walls of my own house i then took a horse and pumped it full of cum until it burst then I fucking cut of its head and watched the cum shoot out like a fountain it shot up so fast in instantly killed the elephant then all that was left was blood and a destroyed building with pools of cum and dead kids in the pools of cum

    PS LONNIE PLs RESsPOND you never do

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