Jeanne Phillips, who writes the “Dear Abby” column, has come out as a self-rapist and proponent of the Satanic lifestyle as pushed on society by agents of Big Masturbation.
In her latest column, Ms. Phillips comforted a despondent, guilt riddled masturbator, Her advice included the statement, “…masturbation is normal. It is not depraved, a crime, or harmful to your health.” Just look at the filthy advice she gives this poor lost soul in the illustration below. (I won’t even go into the next letter in bold at the bottom of this exhibit.)
The B.L.U.F.F. FaithFact-o-Meter™ has determined that the statements above are completely false. In fact, the statements are vicious lies clearly designed to confuse and mislead our precious youth into making very dangerous and harmful decisions about their bodies which surely will lead to the loss of their immortal souls.
- Masturbation is definitely NOT normal. B.L.U.F.F. Research Teams have discovered and coined the term “Normals” to define the state of a saved Caucasian person who has fulfilled the vows contained in the Stop Masturbation Now! Pledge.
- It is a clear lie to pronounce that masturbators are not depraved. Self-rape IS a CRIME against humanity. If you don’t believe me, go walk down the main center of your town’s busiest street (excluding New York City, Denver, and all of California) during rush hour and start masturbating. You will be whisked off to jail without haste and the presiding judge will not hesitate to convict you of public indecency (depraved behavior.)
- Masturbation is a gateway to other flesh sin and the health risks are well documented on this webpage and other decent religious media outlets. In addition to surface scratches and sores which may become infected, masturbation leads to cancer, heart disease, asthma, diabetes, pregnancy risks, and a whole wide range of STDs.
Parents of developing minds are urged to boycott publications that run this column and write to this Dear Abby person at the following address, Jeanne Philips, 3701 Sw 12th St, Topeka, KS 66604. Voice your utter outrage over this woman telling the youth of this country Masturbation is “normal,” “not depraved,” and “neither a crime or harmful to health.” What a preposterous statement. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read this.