About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles

Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.

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25 Comments on New “Wank Band” Looking for “Beater Testers”

  1. This website is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever had the hilarity in reading. Never have I seen so many judgmental pieces of shit congregated in one area before. Fuck you guys, you aren’t better than anyone else. :^)

  2. Masrubation ist a bad thing, on this internet page are just a coupple of Idiots who Didn t even read the bible right and think mastubation is a bad thing. Masturbation = sex and as you know you partents had sex to get you so i dont understand you logic.
    pls close this side.

  3. How sad that you run this pages content in the name of religion and God. This is so disturbing and sad to me. How about using all this zealotry to fight the infiltration of Islam into this country and stop embarrassing yourselves for healthy urges by healthy people. I will pray for your souls and may God direct your efforts to something important & meaningful.

  4. This could solve alot of problems. As many children are shot into dirty cum
    rags everyday. Now they won’t be wasted! Changing the planet one beat at a time. Way to go porn hub, that might make the monthly subscription worth it. I need to masturbate so that I can sleep well. GOODNIGHT FELLOW CHRISTIANS!

  5. there are so very many things i could say . yet i wont for it would be useless on this mindless group of cultist

  6. I pray you cultist morons pull your head out of your ass. REMOVE women and children? Please. Coming from a Charles Manson look-a-like mountain hippie…. I’d rather be a part of the LDS than listen to this garbage. Wish I was a therapist, I could make millions off the kids who are forced into straight-jackets. Child abuse at its finest…. Thanks for the laughs, I’ll share so we can feel better than we aren’t ignorant high school graduates!!!!!

  7. I’m using my wank band right now while exploring this exotic site. I’m up to 8 ejaculations of my millions of demon seeds and my sinstick is rawer than an Indonesian prostitute’s butthole. Thank you for contributing to saving the Lord’s precious planet

  8. If there are so many christians in this web… i wanna ask you something: Would god allow you to “Pray against” someone? That’s not what god would want..

  9. I love this sight no matter how down I feel it is always good for a laugh I do feel sorry for the kids tough. But I like to challence you show us where it is a sin and and not just swear at us and till then stop the child abuse my dad said this site should be call rapper supplies

  10. Name calling is not needed. We are all valid here. If people want to master bait they can. If people don’t want to master bait then don’t. One thing that is sad is how closed most are to just letting people be. That means don’t go after anti master baiters. And anti master baiters don’t go after master baiters. One is not regarded higher then another. We were all put on this planet by what ever you may think science, religion, aliens, others. Who says there has to be one answer? Anything is possible. Please just be open to newness? No one said you had to like it or dis-like it. That’s your purpose to decide, as you well know. There is no right nor wrong.

  11. All pro and and anti what ever groups on all subjects, we should all get together and have a movie night watching old horror films, with only water for beverage, and dust for decoration. We can all sit on the grass and have a good time. No talk about negativity or shaming. Just love. Just forget about everything and be restarted that night no opinions, no thoughts, just air, dust, water, movie.

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