The grumblings have going on for some time among the Stop Masturbation NOW elders and I in good conscience must come out and say: Paul Horner aka Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin MUST GO NOW!
The man is a disgrace to Brother Lonnie’s outreach efforts to poor and disenfranchised children who don’t have the advantages afforded to God’s preferred and most loved white children. It is already hard enough to reach these children of masturbaters before it’s too without Horner’s extracurricular activities gaining national attention and setting SMN Ministries back. CBS News is reporting that Horner was caught masturbating and trying to fornicate with the dolphins at Sea World while wearing only his Fappy mask.
Christian Anti-Masturbation’s Mascot “Fappy” Arrested For Public Masturbation While Swimming Naked With The Dolphins At Sea World San Diego
How anyone can continue to believe that Brother Horner can still be the face of Stop Masturbation NOW defies logic. I understand at one time he was a beloved asset to SMN Ministries but his decision making has been erratic at best and damaging to our efforts at worst. These bad decisions now include visiting Sea World. I know for a fact that Brother Horner saw “Blackfish” because we watched it together on Netflix while chilling. We then had a very heated, passionate 15 minute debate about the treatment of the killer whales while in captivity which resulted in a lot of overturned furniture and a call to the police. After resting for a bit we resumed our passionate debate session for another 15-20 minutes so he is well aware of my rock hard disdain for Sea World and yet he chose to attend and support animal cruelty regardless.
It is this mentality and behavior that Brother Horner exhibits that makes spreading our message even more difficult as we are perceived as old fashioned and behind the times. Animal cruelty is no joke and I nominate my Christians Overcoming Carnal Knowledge (COCK) partner Brother Rodrigo as Horner’s replacement. He is a strong presence in the SMN community, has rippling muscles, is disease free and well versed in erotic matters. His eight inches will fill out Fappy’s costume nicely and he too is a rock hard supporter of animal rights and won’t embarrass SMN Ministries with his bad decision making.
I call on Brother Lonnie to excommunicate Brother Paul Horner forthwith!
God bless some of you.