“And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.” — Deut 32.19
In an expected move, SMN Ministries has announced its intention to protest the newest release from Regency Enterprises.
A Cure for Wellness is Hollywood’s newest Big Masturbation indoctrination. Presenting itself as a “psychological thriller,” the film is nothing more than an exposé of smut and debased sex.
The Faith Advisory Parental Media Information and Liturgical Foundation (FAPMILF), the anti-masturbation in media arm of Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) urges parents to boycott this film and any media publicizing it in the form of trailers, reviews, or celebrity interviews.
Director Gore Verbinky has been in the crosshairs of SMN for past films such as the non-normal glorification screed, The Mexican and the quasi-homogay™ Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.
The Pro Masturbation messages are clear. The film takes place in a fictionalized therapy compound where pleasing exterior florals and architectures disguise a disturbing sexual detestation within its walls. Patients, in a zombie-like self-rape daze, present to outsiders a false aura of joyful healing and rehabilitation treatment as they recover from a wide-ranging array of psychological ills. But further investigation soon uncovers a seriously depraved incubator of sexual incontinence and masturbation terror.
Dane DeHand (Life, The Amazing Spider-Man 2) plays Lockhart, the film’s main protagonist. He visits the center and unknowingly falls into its creepy spiral of sexual trepidation.
In one disturbing scene, while Mr. Lockhart is submerged in a therapeutic water tank, he witnesses a nurse exposing her robust sin sacks to an orderly who furiously fist flogs his dirty member. Growing fear and psychological panic is evident in Lockhart’s eyes as he screams and hopelessly pounds on the shell of his glass basin. The bubbling silence of his cries is weirdly akin to the same helplessness of devil possession experienced in those afflicted by self-rape sin.
“Assexualized portrayals of this sort belong in smut ally toss-off shacks in seedy ghettos, not on our silver screens,” says Dr. Lonald Childs, Chairman of SMN Ministries. “Obviously, it would be best if this kind of trash was purged from society, but liberals and pro-masturbation groups have effectively infiltrated our courts. Our only recourse is protest and pulpit denouncement of such filth.”
The Tinseltime Cinema 10 just outside Stafford’s (AZ) Springdale Retail Mall will be the first target of the SMN Ministries boycott. SMN Personnel is expected to arrive at noon Saturday for a picket and open megaphone protest. Check with your local B.L.U.F.F. Chapter for a protest near you.