STOP Masturbation NOW Under Attack By Paid Shills!

How do they sleep at night?

The Currency of Big Masturbation

Matthew 6:24 – “…You cannot serve both God and money.”

 

As the STOP Masturbation NOW self-celibacy movement becomes more successful and influential, it appears that the pushback from our detractors has increased as well.  It’s obvious that the masturbation lobby fear us and monitor our online activities.  Like a caged animals, agents of Big Masturbation lash out when confronted with the “inconvenient truth” about self-rape.  With each new groundbreaking faithfact about the dangers of masturbation that we reveal, like clockwork, a smooth-talking stranger magically appears, recklessly spewing pro-masturbation propaganda.

An obvious agent of Big Masturbation and her honeyed words
An obvious agent of Big Masturbation and her honeyed words

 

Or, unable to articulate an intelligent response, they resort to posting memers that other people have created.

 

"Humorous" pro-masturbation memer
“Humorous” pro-masturbation memer
Hate speech in the form of a blasphemous memer
Hate speech in the form of a blasphemous memer

 

After praying on the matter and applying good old common sense, I have come to the conclusion that these “people” are paid-for shills of the masturbation industry.  After all, who would actually support such a dangerous, sinful activity?  It’s obvious that the only reason anyone would oppose us is because they are paid to do so.  I have it on the highest authority that these sellouts get paid upwards of 0.65¢ per post.  As they line their pockets with Big Masturbation blood money they are condemning themselves to the fiery pits of Hell!

The inevitable fate of those who line their pockets with blood money from Big Masturbation
The inevitable fate of those who line their pockets with blood money from Big Masturbation

 

God bless some of you!

 

-Lonnie Childs

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14 Comments on STOP Masturbation NOW Under Attack By Paid Shills!

  1. General Arthur MacDonald Here – I would just like to commend you for your beautiful and inspirational post. Many of the bromosexuals, guysexuals and mansvestites these days are polluting our ever so innocent minds with their primitive and blasphemous nature. You have taken your place at the hand of the mighty, fighting in order to sway these self proclaimed “willy wankers”, “monsterbators” and “faggots” from thwarting their children all over their father’s furniture. Keep up the good work. And remember; Our Lord Jesus gave thy penis to pee, so do not rub and tug with glee.

  2. For many of the masturbationists that troll this holy webpage and the smn face book, their only payment is shame…their OWN shame. It’s the same shame that is derived from watching as one’s own pathetic seed is dribbled out of their worthless little weeners and wasted in the mud at their feet.

  3. You’re so off base in left field with this asinine statement. Of course there’s a Big Masturbation. Who do you think runs all the porn tubes and spank vision cable channels, Willy Wonka?

    …more like Willy Wanker

  4. At 0.65 cents per post, these so-called shills have to make 100 posts just to net a measly 65 cents. Do you realize how insane your accusations are?

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