(StopMasturbationNOW)—Once a proud Christian holiday, Halloween was filled with candy, kids costumes, and pumpkins However this year masturbators have decided to ruin Halloween for everyone by turning innocent costumes into dinguses.
The Unicorn Vibrator
“Have a good time at the costume party then go home and self-rape” Is what this product screams at its owner. “Put me in your sin cave”
The Wizard Nose
Marketed at the “realistic look and feel” crowd. The wizard nose is nothing but a penis, testicles and gray hair.