The Walking Dead Star Arrested- Pot Cigarette Found

May 5, 2015 4

(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead television show continues to be an embarrassment for American morals and family values. Seth Gilliam, who plays lead charecter Rev. Gabriel Stokes, was arrested early Sunday in Peachtree City, Georgia. According to the Peachtree […]

Tim Tebow Convicted of Murder

April 20, 2015 11

Superbowl winning superstar quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, Tim Tebow has been convicted of first degree murder and sentence to life without parole.  Brother Lonnie has called for the public to withhold judgment until all […]

Great Moments In Anti-Masturbation History: Seinfeld

March 23, 2015 3

Midway through its fourth season, popular NBC sitcom, ‘Seinfeld’, featured an episode called “The Contest” where the main characters all decided to see which one could refrain from masturbation the longest. At first the network […]

Mitt Romney to Fight Evander Holyfield

March 17, 2015 1

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Mormons sure are a conundrum, we need their votes to help keep liberals in check, but their polygamy ways and weird beliefs conflict with the teachings of Lonnie. Probably the most famous Mormon of late […]

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