B.L.U.F.F CAMPOUND, SAFFORD AZ (SMNNN)
Brother Lonnie Childs revealed today, that God himself, in all his Godly splendor and wisdom, decreed unto Brother Lonnie the command to augment the traditional Ten Commandments, and replace them throughout the Christian world with the New Eleven Commandments.
The Eleven Commandments remain largely unchanged save for the new First Commandment: Thou Shall Not Masturbate.
Brother Lonnie also calls for unanimous acceptance of this new Eleven Commandments in public and educational systems throughout the world.
” There’s no ifs, […]