Is Masturbation Rape?

March 25, 2020 14

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at […]

CORONA-19 VIRUSARS FAITHFACTS

March 16, 2020 2

Regarding the CORONA-19 VIRUSARS; you cannot trust the LIEberal scLIEnce that is being peddled by the fake news media! Trust in Lonnie, trust in Jesus, and trust in the Faithfacts laid forth in this memer. […]

Faith Scientists: Masturbation causes Tzatziki Virus

June 23, 2016 12

(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of this year’s hottest topics has been the dreaded Tzatziki Virus. Pronounced “Zeekah” the virus has received extra attention due to the Olympics being held in the largest Mexican territory of Brazil this year. […]

Archeologists find Ancient Anti-Masturbation Glove

January 25, 2016 6

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Archeologists from the Wyoming institute of Technology discovered evidence of an ancient society that was obviously ant-masturbation. Digging in the foothills of the Crimea, a team of 12 men found a metal glove designed […]

Is Masturbation Destroying The Climate?

January 6, 2016 37

SAFFORD AZ (SMNNN) A chilling result of a study, released by Brother Lonnie’s University of Faithfacts, and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow, entitled: “Masturbation Residue And It’s Effects On The Global Climate “ outlines […]

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