Have You Been Touched By The Hand of God?

July 15, 2015 16

  We here at Stop Masturbation Now Ministries often hear the dribble from masturbators that “Too much build-up of sperm in your system is un-healthy.” While that is partially true, it is not entirely true. […]

Masturbation Awakens Dormant Black Hole

July 8, 2015 10

(StopmasturbationNOW)—Masturbation has been a long proven top ten cause of disease, a gateway drug to rape,  and is the leading cause of homosexuality and erosion of family values. However we are just now realizing the damage that […]

The Anti-Masturbation Go-Board ™

June 28, 2015 22

SMNNN- (B.L.U.F.F PRODUCT RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT) Hello Faithfriends, Chosen Normals and Pledged Self-Chastes, and our allies! Today we are pleased to present the answer to all your portable anti-masturbation needs, the newly unveiled Anti-Masturbation Go-Board […]

How Masturbation has Ruined Nature

May 29, 2015 5

(StopMasturbationNOW)—We all know that masturbations destroys souls, your body, the family, children, and morals. But did you know masturbation effects the planet you stand on? From earthquakes to tsunamis, masturbation has wreaked havoc on the […]

I’ve Masturbated and Can’t Get it Up

May 22, 2015 16

(StopMasturbationNOW)—I’m going to get right to this one. Masturbation is the number one cause of sexual dysfunction and impotence. When a male first has sex he is usually too ready, premature ejaculation can happen because […]

Can Smoking Help Prevent Masturbation?

April 19, 2015 25

(Stop Masturbation Now)— Smoking has gotten an unfair bad reputation recently. The truth is that smoking can reduce masturbation desires up to 50%. When one smokes two things happen. One, the hands are busy and […]

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