How to Avoid a Masturbator

May 20, 2014 8

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.     Here is how to avoid one:    

Masturbator Unleashes Firenado!

May 9, 2014 8

(StopMasturbationNOW)— This morning a Florida man was masturbating when the friction of him touching his sinstick caused a firenado. As we know masturbation is wrong and the wages of self-rape are death. Please remember to […]

Thigh Gap and Masturbation

May 8, 2014 14

(StopMasturbationNOW)–It is well known that men prefer women with a thigh gap. The thigh gap is a symbol of innocence and purity as the willingness and readiness to procreate are visibly seen. Unfortunately  masturbation causes […]

Is Masturbation Rape?

May 5, 2014 14

In civilized society of old, masturbators were ridiculed and looked down upon. People saw masturbation as a pox and something that caused blindness, fishy smelling fingers, and hairy palms. However, Satan has been hard at […]

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