SMN World Cup Preview Group B

June 13, 2014 1

(Stop Masturbation NOW Sports)–Yesterday we previewed world cup Soccer group A . Today we are going to preview group B.   AUSTRALIA Australia is a bunch of criminal island Mexicans. They can’t get mammals right […]

SMN World Cup Preview Group A

June 10, 2014 4

(Stop Masturbation NOW Sports)–Soccer was invented when all real sports were so dominated by Americans that all other countries needed to find something to be good at. So they put all of their combined resources […]

Masturbation Mystery Unraveled

May 15, 2014 2

Ever wonder what the name of the sportswear company, ADIDAS, stood for? Wonder no more! Stop Masturbation Now code breakers have deciphered the seemingly nonsensical word and it appears that the slippery tentacles of Big […]

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