Saint-Shaming is NOT Okay

October 28, 2015 6

Once upon a time, our white-male-cis-hetero Forefathers were instructed by God to construct a vessel of righteousness and flee the wicked and perverse generation of the Church of England. Anglicans had legalized marijuana and masturbation, […]

Masturbator Marries Herself

January 30, 2015 7

Houston TX (SMNN) A great offense against Our Lords took place in Houston, Texas, when a non-Normal-lesser-gendered married her own self, most likely, having caused the baby Jesus to weep on the cross out of […]

Tina’s Law and Your Tax Dollars at Work

September 16, 2014 5

As fellow Christians and believers in Brother Lonnie’s divinity you are well aware that South Dakota recently passed Tina’s Law which bans masturbation and dangerous interracial coupling. Many of the naysayers have asked how can […]

STOP Masturbation NOW Supports TRADITIONAL Marriage

August 7, 2014 11

At first glance, this looks like a happy couple, sharing in the afterglow of wedded bliss.  But…look closer.  Notice anything…disturbing?  Notice anything…unnatural?  Notice anything…that God would disapprove of?  The reason why this photo of this […]

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