The SMN Guide to Male Urination

February 16, 2016 9

One of the biggest questions that we get here at STOP Masturbation NOW is, “How can I urinate without becoming a sinner?” Rest assured, good man!  There are a number of ways to urinate and […]

Ronda Rousey is no Mike Tyson

April 10, 2015 7

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Lately there have been a lot of camparisons drawn between Ronda Rousey and Mike Tyson. Ronda Rousey is the current  UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion where she is an undefeated 11-o. She wins most of her […]

In-Depth Interview with Big Masturbation

December 16, 2014 4

SECRET LOCATION- SOMEWHERE (SMNNN) We at Stop Masturbation Now are pleased to present this interview with an actual high-ranking official of Big Masturbation. Our own Professor Doctor Wizard Cardinal Thomas Kelly interviewed this “person” about […]

Shia Labeouf Self-Raped at Art Exhibit

November 29, 2014 8

Los Angelos, CA- (SMNN) Actor Shia Labeouf, known for movies such as Even Stevens and Transformings 4: Rise of The Batman, told pretty much anyone who would listen, that he was a victim of self-rape […]

Masturbators Destroy Ferguson

November 25, 2014 24

In the aftermath of the Grand Jury decision to let Officer Darren Wilson avoid charges in the death of Michael Brown, I believe that TRUE JUSTICE was delivered. White Police should never go to trial […]

The Natural Order of the Household

September 28, 2014 15

Here you will find the new Faith Inspiring poster posted in every classroom on BLUFF campus. This is to remind the student of their place in the world, and their roles as adults and required […]

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