3 Scare Films With Horrifying Masturbation Scenes

American Beauty Masturbation

Typically, when lazy Hollywood filmmakers need something shocking to add to their film, they’ll add explosions, kill off one of their actors or introduce fake characters via digital technology. More refined filmmakers have been known to prey on the fears of morality by including shocking sexual and masturbatory scenes in their documentaries. Today, I’m going to discuss three such incidents of actual masturbation caught on film and used to great effect to show the downfall of the people committing the acts of self-rape.

TRIGGER WARNINGACTUAL MASTURBATION IS SHOWN FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. I know it is disgusting and I will not be offended if you choose to have your browser not display images for this article. – Cathy R.

SPOILER ALERTI discuss the plot of these documentaries. If you are not aware of these people and their lives, don’t get mad at me or Lonnie if something gets ruined for you. If you have read the faith facts on this netsite, however, you know what happens to all masturbators.

3. Bad Lieutenant

I reviewed this documentary on my site, but it’s definitely worth repeating here in this piece. Abel Ferrara’s 1992 documentary, “Bad Lieutenant” follows an actual New York police Lieutenant around while he does his police work, gambles, gets high and drinks heavily. It’s all very standard police activity until about halfway through the film.

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Normal cop stuff.

The Lieutenant pulls over some underage girls for some sort of violation. Predictably, the girls give him the runaround and just when you think he’s going to arrest them, something horrible happens. He pulls out his little Lieutenant and masturbates all over the side of their car. He then leaves, I assume because subjecting these girls to his filthy act of self-rape is punishment enough. The girls are likely scarred for life because of this and it serves as an unfortunate cautionary tale that most police officers will self-rape in front of you if you pull over when instructed to.

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What will happen if you pull over for a police officer. You have been warned.

Things end predictably for the Lieutenant. He goes to church, swears at Jesus and ends up getting shot and put out of his misery before the masturbation illnesses ravaging his body could take him. While I’d never advocate the showing of self-rape, it is at least used effectively. Also kudos for showing the true end for all masturbators; a horrible death.

Jesus is not impressed by your swears, masturbator.

2. American Beauty

1999’s “American Beauty ” pulls no punches and one of the first things we see is “everymasturbator”, Lester Burnham, defiling himself in the shower. He non-ironically refers to his self-rape as “the high point of his day”. That alone told me there was nothing to like about this film or this person. I fast-forwarded through a bunch of parts that seemed to tell this sad man’s tale. He appeared to have a family that didn’t like him, which makes sense since he commits self-rape on a daily basis. He then begins an obsession with an extremely young girl at his daughter’s school as many normal men tend to have happen to them in their forties.

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The “high point of his day”. Disgusting.

I really failed to see the point of this documentary until near the end. For whatever reason, Burnham’s secretly homogay neighbor thinks Lester is having homogay relations with his son. Burnham’s neighbor confronts Lester by attempting to kiss him. After Lester rejects the neighbor’s homogay advances he ends up getting shot and killed by the homogay neighbor in act of, likely, homogay masturbatory rage. Again, the masturbation in this movie is appalling but goes to show you that if you masturbate, even once, your secretly homogay neighbor will attempt to kiss you and then murder you if you don’t reciprocate.

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Where is Nikita Shalavin when you need him?

 1. Black Swan

Black Swan, a 2010 documentary about homogay ballet dancers, also has a disgraceful female masturbation scene and features a female homogay sexual scene, hence it being #1 on this list and hence my refusal to watch it. I get what they are trying to say though, as Bing™ing the plot explains that main character apparently commits suicide for her masturbatory and homogay relational sins.

Black Swan

I’m not kidding. I didn’t watch this horrid documentary. I used the sinful search engine “Google”, found that moving image and the still image below of the masturbation scene and I was done with this documentary. The only salvageable thing about this film is the message that masturbation leads to homogay transgressions, homogay transgressions lead to depression, and depression leads to suicide.

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Masturbation. The worst gateway drug.
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Cathy Redmond is a graduate of University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire, earning degrees in English and Political Science. She likes long walks in the desert, strong Conservative leadership and America.

11 Comments on 3 Scare Films With Horrifying Masturbation Scenes

    • You went out of your way to try and make some smart comment and that’s the best you can come up with; pathetic.

  1. Guess what? I am going to watch Black Swan! This website is disgusting. You are taking it too far by pointing out that gay people and masturbators deserve a miserable life. This is not true. Over 85% of the world population has masturbated and a great amount of 60% masturbates regularly. Do you mean they DESERVE god’s punishment? No. God wont fullfill your wishes … Because it’s wrong. Less than 1/20 of the world are *extreme* christian like you do you think God will punish 19/20 of the world who doesnt have as strong faith as you do? Now i know that there are crazy people everywhere. Not depending on which religion they have. There are crazy Christians, Muslims, Hinduists, buddhists, atheists. Yeah you are all the same. Don’t use the name of God to *atone* for your delusional thoughts. Face it yourself that it is human nature to want to experiment on new things. Humans NEED to explore, and their bodies is no different. Hope this site gets shut down. Just too crazy to read.

  2. This websites fucking sick the Maine writer needs to shut up cuz she probably masturbates herself

  3. So I gotta tell y’all something. Yesterday when I went to sleep I was lying in bed for a few minutes and then felt some strange urgy feeling down in my undies. So I’ve put my hand there and shook these urges off. Satans spirit squirted all over my belly. I felt so bad this morning. So I went to the priest and told him about my sinnings. He then helped me by shoving god’s stick of judgement into my body openings and squirting God’s praise all over my face. But I’m still worried. Can any of you help me? I’m so afraid I might do it again.

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