A British show about bad motor vehicles, called “Top Gear”, recently traveled to my favorite Third World Country, Thailand/Burma. They ran into many issues, because Jeremy Clarkson is a racist. We all need to pray at Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.
While I hate these 3 humans, mainly due to their Britishness, I love the Television moving picture show, because they only show gas guzzling amazing vehicles. They seem to love American cars, so they are part of the accepted group of Brits.
I ran across them in a Third World Country called Thailand though, and I helped them build a bridge over a river called “Kok”. Obviously, the Commies in Thailand named this river after a penis, and it is our job to build a bridge over penises. I am just glad that I could hire my Asians to help them build a bridge over the Kok river.
I did all of this, while planning my brother’s wedding, and with a .50cal gunshot in my foot. I wish more of you loved Lonnie as much as me.