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Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was out shopping with his spouse’s money when the accident happened.   Police are still unsure if the accident was due to talking on the phone while driving or applying makeup.

Bruce, who prefers to be called and drive as “Belinda”, has received phone calls of support from other female drives, most notably: Halle Berry, Brandy Norwood, Lindsay Lohan, Danica Patrick and many more.

We will keep you up-to-date as this story develops.

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A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

Not all women drive badly, just look at my wife

Julian Taylor
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When you allow your wife to drive it is not just her life you are putting at risk. Think first, and stop being so dang selfish – we all have to use the roads, and shouldn’t have our wellbeing threatened by having to share the road with unsafe motorists.

Lonnie Childs
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We always knew who wore the pants in your marriage, Smart Guy.

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

What do you mean by that?

Lonnie Childs
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Ask your wife.

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

If you’re asking whose in charge, it’s no one. 50/50

Carlos Danger
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There’s nothing wrong with your wife keeping your testicles in a jar that resides in her purse. Just ask a smart guy! Bless!

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

Wow. That is just creepy. Why would anyone do that?

augustweisz
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Accelerating to a stop, cutting corners, menstruation rage, women should not drive!

Carlos Danger
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Or vote. Or own property. Or be put in positions of power. Praise!

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

No they should have FULL equality

Stalin☭☭☭☭
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How bout our female comrades crush your pathetic fascist German ass weisz

Kenneth Day
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Just another example of why old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. At least there wasn’t a farmer’s market anywhere nearby.

Truffle
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Is she an island convict? They’re all called, Bruce.

Lonnie Childs
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She’s a real woman now!

Liam McKey
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At least the mental portion of the transformation is complete.