Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

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Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was out shopping with his spouse’s money when the accident happened.   Police are still unsure if the accident was due to talking on the phone while driving or applying makeup.

Bruce, who prefers to be called and drive as “Belinda”, has received phone calls of support from other female drives, most notably: Halle Berry, Brandy Norwood, Lindsay Lohan, Danica Patrick and many more.

We will keep you up-to-date as this story develops.

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16 Comments on Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

  1. Just another example of why old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. At least there wasn’t a farmer’s market anywhere nearby.

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