Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was out shopping with his spouse’s money when the accident happened. Police are still unsure if the accident was due to talking on the phone while driving or applying makeup.
Bruce, who prefers to be called and drive as “Belinda”, has received phone calls of support from other female drives, most notably: Halle Berry, Brandy Norwood, Lindsay Lohan, Danica Patrick and many more.
We will keep you up-to-date as this story develops.
Not all women drive badly, just look at my wife
When you allow your wife to drive it is not just her life you are putting at risk. Think first, and stop being so dang selfish – we all have to use the roads, and shouldn’t have our wellbeing threatened by having to share the road with unsafe motorists.
We always knew who wore the pants in your marriage, Smart Guy.
What do you mean by that?
Ask your wife.
If you’re asking whose in charge, it’s no one. 50/50
There’s nothing wrong with your wife keeping your testicles in a jar that resides in her purse. Just ask a smart guy! Bless!
Wow. That is just creepy. Why would anyone do that?
Accelerating to a stop, cutting corners, menstruation rage, women should not drive!
Or vote. Or own property. Or be put in positions of power. Praise!
No they should have FULL equality
How bout our female comrades crush your pathetic fascist German ass weisz
Just another example of why old people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. At least there wasn’t a farmer’s market anywhere nearby.
Is she an island convict? They’re all called, Bruce.
She’s a real woman now!
At least the mental portion of the transformation is complete.