Did Jimmy Fallon Injure His Hand Masturbating?

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(StopMasturbationNOW)— Jimmy Fallon won’t be taping “The Tonight Show” on Friday due to a hand injury, an NBC spokesman told TheWrap.

Although the network will be airing a repeat while Fallon recovers, the spokesman assured that the comedian is fine, otherwise.

An individual with knowledge of the situation confirmed reports that the injury required minor surgery.

Fallon was spotted out and about in Manhattan’s Upper East Side on Thursday night, and snapped a few photographs with fans dining at a restaurant called Scalinatella.

According to TMZ, the injury to his left hand happened early Friday morning in his apartment, and then went to the hospital, where a specialist recommended immediate surgery.

Sources that spoke on the condition of anonymity speculated that Jimmy “had too much to drink and wanted to celebrate this week’s Supreme Court rulings in private”

Mr Fallon is a well-known liberal democrat who has interviewed the Obamas and Clintons but never the Regan’s nor Nixon’s.

Jimmy Fallon and Obama Watch 2 girls 1 cup.
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2 Comments on Did Jimmy Fallon Injure His Hand Masturbating?

  1. Is this site for real?!? Or is this a parity site? And this quote, "Mr Fallon is a well-known liberal democrat who has interviewed the Obamas and Clintons but never the Regan’s nor Nixon’s."

    Really? He was a toddler when Reagan was in office. ( Notice the spelling?!?! ) He wasn't born when Nixon was in office.

    If this site is real then it is you who are part of this nations decline in religion and Christianity. And I don't want to be mean here.... Just look at all the articles with poor grammar and spelling. What is Elles Di? Do you mean LSD? No one injects that. No one injects marijuana. You are a dangerous group. I pray that God assists all who are part of this project and forgives you for using His name in your false preachings.

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