Celebrity bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman issued a threat on social networking that he is “coming” for known masturbators. Chapman’s first target is MMA fighter “War Machine” who recently got in an altercation with his professional masturbator ex-girlfriend and an additional unnamed individual. Chapman gave Mr. Machine time to turn himself into authorities, which Mr. Machine has allegedly ignored so Chapman took to social networking to taunt Mr. Machine.
As of press time, Chapman was allegedly standing outside of Mr. Machine’s last known residence challenging him to come outside and fight one on one. It is unknown of Mr. Machine is actually inside the residence.
Chapman’s new calling to reign in reckless masturbators should come as no surprise. Back in 2008, Chapman’s own brother, Tim Chapman, was allegedly caught masturbating in public. Clearly, Duane Chapman has seen firsthand the destruction that masturbation can cause to an individual since it happened within his own immediate family.