History Lesson On Dangers Of Masturbation: Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury - lead singer of Village People

The Faith Facts are in. Masturbation epidemic is swiping the planet, and no one is safe. It doesn’t care if you’re foreign or normal, woman or man, black or rich. A one hit wonder Rock-n-Roll singer Freddie Mercury has learned this lesson firsthand.

At the height of his musical career, Freddie Mercury – the lead singer of a rock band Village People, has fallen into the grips of drug addiction and masturbation. As it usually happens, it wasn’t long before he has caught the Gay. Aside from being a sin and the gateway drug to prostate cancer, the Gay depletes the body of testosterone – a vitamin essential to men’s health.

After years of sinful sexual experimentation and cross-dressing, Freddie’s voice took on a very high and annoying pitch. He was booted from the group and has eventually faded from memory. He has not released a hit record since 1991.

Learn from Freddie’s mistakes, and don’t let masturbation stand in the way of your success. Stop Masturbation NOW!


 This message of hope is brought to you by the Homogay Conversion Offices of Dr Nikita Shalavin

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I used to live a lie. I was a leader of a Russian Prison Homogang and have once put a 12 gauge shotgun inside of myself on a dare. Brother Lonnie has saved my soul and shown me a new way to live.

7 Comments on History Lesson On Dangers Of Masturbation: Freddie Mercury

  1. You can always rely on Brother Nikita, to tell it how it is. No holds barred!

    Praise of the upmost highest!

  2. Fortune smiles upon me. Thanks to Jesus, I’m not a masturbater (anymore). I am, however, a master debater; on my own conservative radio show. We don’t play any of those Satanic rock n roll music like the Village People, Green Gay, Freddie Mercqueery, the Beatles, Phish or Slayer. Except for the occasional song from Uncle Ted (a good friend of mine, he loves to taste my old wines, go endangered species hunting with me and is a xXxstraight-edgexXx person like myself). I’ll also give a pass to the occasional hit song from Christian Heavy Rocker supergroup Megadeth. Dave Mustaine is right about the Canaanite womyn. They should put a plug in it. Almost makes up for those crappy enviro-fascist songs they did in the past. Amen.

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