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Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.

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  1. Lyrics
    Into the motherland
    The German army march
    In the Soviet Union summer 1943
    Tanks line up in thousands as far the eye can see
    Ready for the onslaught
    Ready for the fight
    Waiting for the axis to march into a trap
    Mines are placed in darkness
    In the cover of the night
    Waiting to be triggered
    When the time is right
    Imminent invasion, imminent attack
    Once the battle started
    There’s no turning back
    The end of the third Reich draws near
    It’s time has come to an end
    The end of an era is here
    It’s time to attack!
    Into the motherland the German army march
    Comrades stand side by side to stop the Nazi charge
    Panzers on Russian soil a thunder in the east
    One million men at war
    Soviet wrath unleashed!

  2. That’s not a photo of Gene Wilder you ingrates, that’s a picture of Malcolm McDowell portrayed as “Alex” the murderer and rapist from Stanley Kubrick’s award winning film adaptation” A Clockwork Orange”. This is why people come here just for laughs nowadays

    • Malcolm McDowell IS Gene Wilder. They’re the same exact person. This is common knowledge in religious circles.

      Have you ever seen a photograph of them together? Of course you haven’t, and there’s a reason why. For many long, sinful years, Gene Wilder used his “Malcolm” guise to engage in inappropriate acts of carnality both in private and public. Idiots like you believe the myth of Gene Wilder being a wholesome entertainer when in fact he was just a deviant self-abuser just like all the rest of the Godless pagans in Hollyweird.

      Repent!

  3. You people know nothing. That isn’t even Gene Wilder. You can’t even be nice correctly. Please do the world a favor and give up spreading your stupid religious lies.

  4. “Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.”

    Thats not a prestigious award. Its a turd you can hang on your wall. Also Lockerdome and Nationalreport.net are not ‘nationally respected news agencies’, you backwards, inbred hillbilly.

    This is my new favorite site. I promise to masturbate after every visit to this site (often; because this shit is just to hilarious not to visit every day).

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