(StopMasturbationNOW)—Americas motto has been to give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Nowhere did we ever ask masturbators to come here. Actually its exactly the opposite. Last week Mexican mariachi star Ariana Grande launched her own terror attack at America when she went into a tantrum at a donut store where she yelled “I hate Americans. I hate America.”
We ask all proud Americans to support and sign our petition to deport Ariana Grande immediately.