SMN Safford, AZ-A new waste of film depicting violence and masturbation mob activity has been released by Hollywood. “Black Mass,” starring Johnny Deep is the latest screed garnering a code red rating for excessive self-rape imagery and immoral content by the Faith Advisory Parental Media Information and Liturgical Foundation (FAPMILF), the self-celibacy-in-media arm of Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.).
Confounding the moralists at BLUFF, Hollywood continues to pump out masturbation epics that spill down upon our society in the guise of wholesome entertainment.
This fictional portrayal is set in the self-rapist den of South Boston in the dark blue state of Massatwoshittes. The satanically named “Black Mass” depicts the devil at work in a bleak and foreboding neighborhood where poverty and unemployment drive otherwise moral citizens to ignore authority and God’s teachings. Instead, the focal point of their lives are the quick rewards and emptiness of penis jerking and seed spilling. Deep plays a controversial Mafia Masturbator named Clarence “Whitey” Bulger, so named because his erect penis is constantly bulging in his tight pants. His nickname, “Whitey,” is contrived from the racist instincts that are common to low-life sex-crazed masturbators.
Bulger runs a wild and violent masturbation ring that manipulates authority and perverts the common decency of all who are touched by its dastardly actions. His demeanor is one of a depraved out-of-control deviate whose influence brings a living hell down on both his cronies and enemies.
When “Whitey’s” wife objects to his influence over their 6 year-old child, Bulger shuts her out of his life, which becomes darker and more serious after the boys succumbs to masturbation disease. To elaborate further on this cinematic debacle is to both reveal spoilers as well as expand on the sinful themes as I have described.
You get the picture, my dear friends in Christ. This sickening movie must be avoided at all costs.
It’s a sad day to realize that his kind of garbage can reap such heavy praise from the Big Masturbation controlled media. The adult movie evaluation site IMDB.com (Interesting Movies Depicting Beating-off) has given his pile of rubbish a 7.8 ranking out of 10. The Hollywood left and evil studio executives care not for the well-being and normal cognitive development of your children. They seek to pay homage to the devil while ruining the souls of everyone they can. Money is an intoxicant second only to self rape in the level of addiction that it manifests on those under the influence.
Do not attend this movie. It is a far better use of your time to attend church or visit the self-celibate library at a B.L.U.F.F. location near you.