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Top 5 Celebrities Who Have Died From Masturbation.

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Masturbation, or self-rape, as the sinful practice of self-sexual gratification is known, has long been a leading cause of death. Over the decades, Hollywood has had more than it’s fair share of auto-erotic-suicides. Here’s a list of the top five.

 

5)- Ernest Borgnine

Mr Borgnine, star of sci-fi epic Battlestar Trek, western legend Pocahontas, and reputed homosexualist leather man, died in 1972 while self-raping during a pony-play episode with a transsexual prostitute.

He was the winner of over 30 Oscars and Two Grammys.

Arron Paul

4) -Aaron Paul

Aaron Paul, start of Breaking Anarchy was introduced to self-rape by his co-star Ron Pearlman. Sadly, he became addicted to methstrubation (masturbation with methamphetamine production chemicals) and was found dead with a meth-needle in his scrotum, in a dirty 1982 Bounder R.V.

Jeff Corwin

3)Steve Irwin

Filthy Australasian Steve Irwin had a long history of beastophila, and was killed while masturbating in the ocean by an enraged and disgusted sting-ray.

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2) Micheal Hutchence

Hutchence, lead drummer of You-Two, killed himself  while choking himself while masturbating.

Pat Morita

1) David Caradine

Caradine , long a kawaii weeabo, masturbated himself to death while cos-playing Sailor Moon and eating ramen.

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Milton Grits
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Throwing away my autographed framed picture of Ernest Borgnine RIGHT NOW. I am discustarded

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no homo but…. i think your wrong????? thers nothin wrong with a little jackin……..

Cathy Redmond
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They had to have known the risks.

Praise.

Jasper Centaur
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Jasper Centaur

Let’s all pray that Taylor Swift doesn’t follow the same path as these despicable self-rapers!

augustweisz
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Kids need to know how dangerous masturbation is!

TheRev Leroy Jenkins
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I loved Earnest Borgnine when he was the Skipper on Gilligan’s island. God Bless, TheRev

Cassidy Pen
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David Caradine introduced young impressionable children to the “wax-on, whack-off” method of self rape.

jay christ
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jay christ

Forget the prayers you going straight to hell for writing crap like this!

Duke LaCroix
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Nice job. The pictures don’t represent the names.

You’ve got Bono for Michael Hutchence and Jeff Corwin for Steve Irwin.

Congratulations! You are now a member of the mainstream U.S. media.

Jane Ripley
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Jane Ripley

This is proof that masturbation is a one-way ticket to death. Better dead than a self-rapist, I suppose. How many people are we losing to masturbation every day. Where is the outrage? You masturbation-tolerant progressives need to stop promoting self-rape and start confronting masturbators. Only when they’re all exposed and humiliated will this scourge be stopped. God is weeping at all this sin and you can’t hide it from him. He sees all and you will feel his wrath for your perverse masturbatory lifestyle. Sin is sin and masturbation is a BIG one.

Zatch Boogie
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Zatch Boogie

Are you fucking serious? Steve Irwin wasn’t jacking off you dumb ass

dexterbattygarteniii
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What else was he doing hovering over a stingray exactly?

Sylvesta (@Sylvesta3)
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How is it self-rape when it is something you CHOOSE to do?

dexterbattygarteniii
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Don’t all rapists CHOOSE to rape? or are they all innocent too?

WhyUdoDis?
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WhyUdoDis?

Rape is sexual intercourse without consent. When you jack off, you choose to do it. get it?

Nancy
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Not Caradine or Irwin. Your photos are incorrect making the story hard to believe.

Milton Grits
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I guess you never watched The Kung Fu program. Or Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom
Shake my head!

WhyUdoDis?
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WhyUdoDis?

I’ll shake my dick….?

Milton Grits
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The question mark means you still have a choice. Don’t do it!

Riley Main
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HAHA ALL OF YOU ARE SO FUCKING GULLIBLE, YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT YOUR TOLD

Harvey Milk
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Harvey Milk

Fun fact: Bea Arthur also died from this horrible sin. I still pray for her soul daily. I loved watching her as Alice the maid on the Brady Bunch