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Masturbation, or self-rape, as the sinful practice of self-sexual gratification is known, has long been a leading cause of death. Over the decades, Hollywood has had more than it’s fair share of auto-erotic-suicides. Here’s a list of the top five.
5)- Ernest Borgnine
Mr Borgnine, star of sci-fi epic Battlestar Trek, western legend Pocahontas, and reputed homosexualist leather man, died in 1972 while self-raping during a pony-play episode with a transsexual prostitute.
He was the winner of over 30 Oscars and Two Grammys.
4) -Aaron Paul
Aaron Paul, start of Breaking Anarchy was introduced to self-rape by his co-star Ron Pearlman. Sadly, he became addicted to methstrubation (masturbation with methamphetamine production chemicals) and was found dead with a meth-needle in his scrotum, in a dirty 1982 Bounder R.V.
Filthy Australasian Steve Irwin had a long history of beastophila, and was killed while masturbating in the ocean by an enraged and disgusted sting-ray.
2) Micheal Hutchence
Hutchence, lead drummer of You-Two, killed himself while choking himself while masturbating.
1) David Caradine
Caradine , long a kawaii weeabo, masturbated himself to death while cos-playing Sailor Moon and eating ramen.