Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
So just because your last name is Nelson, you are an expert on Willie Nelson???
Shake my head at the Internet!
Wtf is wrong with you people?? That is George Carlin, an american comedian,who passed away (i guess) in 2008. How can you post such lies and it is not the first article where you have mistaken the persons.