Sarah Jenkins is a frequent visitor to our Facebook page, and often makes offensive comments about Lonvidians in multiple posts throughout the day. Many of our members have tried to explain to her how she is ruining her life and family by masturbating – even damning her soul to hell – but up until this Monday, our warnings have fallen on deaf ears.
“It was as if a light went off in my head – I felt the power of Jesus, and I realized what a mistake I had made. Jesus IS real, masturbation IS wrong, and all this time – you guys were right! I feel so stupid!”
Since Sarah admitted her ignorance to several of our members on our page, we have been working hard to help her settle her affairs so that she can visit us here in lovely Safford, AZ. “I can’t wait to meet Lonnie face to face – I want to tell him how wrong I was. I’m hoping for a golden shower, but I’m not holding my breath.”
Sarah hopes to eventually return to school, where she will pursue 8th grade. “I’ve lived in this trailer park all my life. I’d like to move out and find a nice condo. Maybe even a house on the lower side. The sky is the limit, as long as I keep my hands to myself!”