As reported earlier today by the Associated Press, the parents of Lucas and Christopher Leonard, along with other members of the Word of Life Church, were arrested for Spanking The Gay out of these young men. The apparent beating took place during an intervention at the church itself. According to prosecutors, the actual charge is “manslaughter”, given the fact that both men died before their homosexuality could be subdued.
Much like SMN Ministries, the World of Life Church functions as both a ministry and residence for followers of the church. Unlike SMN Ministries, however, the World of Life Church had little to no experience in this form of conversion therapy and as a result, the pro-masturbation authorities of New Haven, New York have arrested everyone involved.
When asked for comment, Rev. Lonnie Childs expressed regret for the loss of life, but also commended the family and church members of World of Life Church, for doing what they felt was the right decision.
“It is with a heavy-heart, and unsoiled hands, that I convey my deepest sympathy for the organizers of this intervention. I also hope that Lucas and Christopher’s time in hell can be shortened by vigorous prayer and monetary donations to SMN ministries in remembrance of these young men.”
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