U.S. Justice Department Statistics are in. Topping the list of sexual assault in Federal Prisons…Masturbation!!!!

 

Every year, the Justice Department airs its dirty laundry about what criminals do while in their custody.  The top three forms of sexual assault in Federal Prisons Are:

  1. Masturbation (self-rape)
  2. Forcible Rape (mainstream-rape)
  3. Food Rape (usually produce or ham)

Eating bad food, having to associate with minorities, and living with other perverts is usually enough of a scare-tactic to encourage most people to uphold the law. Unfortunately, the for-profit prison system casually sweeps the masturbation statistics under the “rug.”

If you or anyone you know is thinking about committing a crime, make sure they know the consequences. It’s better to walk the streets, than walk the yard. And it’s better to self-appreciate, than self-rape.

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Liam McKey
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Liam McKey is a former combat veteran and owner of the only Vegan-Certified ranch in the United States. He has two normal teenage children with his same-race wife. Liam is active in the community of Safford, Arizona where he lives. Mr. McKey is an expert on teenage masturbation addiction and has many degrees from various non-accredited faith-based colleges.
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2 Comments on U.S. Justice Department Statistics are in. Topping the list of sexual assault in Federal Prisons…Masturbation!!!!

  1. I suppose these masturbators are where they belong. Behind bars! I just wish masturbating made them go there.

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