<Anbar Provence> A young marine, private Lance P. Henderson, of Scottsdale, AZ, was deployed to the Anbar Provence of Afghaninstasia to assist in executing the terror wars. His duties, clearly defined by his company commander, included patrol duties around a mountainous terrain where enemy confrontation was somewhat likely.
Before his first patrol, his platoon leader mentioned that it was okay to sexually relieve himself with his hand in the back of the head (“head” is military for “bathroom”). “Do it During the night, when everyone else is asleep to forgo any shame on your part,” was the advice he was given.
The young marine crept to the corner stall of his squad bay head to apply masturbation to his sinstick. Five minutes later, a mortar round hit the exact spot in the building where the marine was self raping his stiff member. His brains were blown out. His face was unrecognisable from the explosion. Only his dog tags could identify him. A closed casket funeral was in store for his grieving family.
“Better his family believe their son died a hero,” was his Sargent’s words before closing the casket.
Maybe it is best that the family does not know that their son died in shame and his soul is now roasting in the eternal fires of hell.
Such a sad story to relate to you of Lonnie faith, but a story that needs to be told.
Stop Masturbation Now, for your time is short on this earth.