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Masturbation is Russian Roulette!

Heart attacks, blindness and ligament damage (Devil’s Elbow) are all diseases associated with self-rape.  Whenever you masturbate you’re playing Russian Roulette!  Your next stroke of the sin-sword or ringing of the Devil’s Doorbell could be your last!  Do you really want to go out like British rocker Michael Hutchinson or Oriental Kung-Fu fighter David Carradine?

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Truffle
5 years ago

That’s the reality of masturbation and the masturbators won’t give a second thought for the poor person that finds them. Selfish heathens!

Science2
Science2
5 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

You know what my favourite type of russian roulette is? A loaded single barreled shotgun shoved up your asses. So lets pull the trigger and see what happens.

Michael
Michael
5 years ago

Serious?? Haha them i would be dead and blind ages Ago and Im only 27 😉

data sphere
data sphere
5 years ago

this website is a sad, misguided attempt at religious control. No thanks.

Criss Carter
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

youre a fucktard

Charlie Fletcher
Charlie Fletcher
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

a;You heard God is Dead by Black Sabbath? Its a proper sick tune! Also your insane religious bollocks is crazy. lighten up man and “stroke your sin sword” because you sound like a sad hate filled man, fuck god, hell sounds sick as christ

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

The homophobic, racist, sexist, idiotic fuck who lived with mom until he was 25 appears, wow Lonnie why are you such a cult leader?

Science2
Science2
5 years ago
Reply to  A Smart Guy

Because his abbility in butt-fucking is unmatched.

Science2
Science2
5 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Good luck fondeling your uncles butthole. Biatch.

Gandolfthe Wizard
Gandolfthe Wizard
5 years ago

does any find this whole website like a histercal joke? its really funny and if u life by these old rules written by stone age peasants who didn’t have the understanding that earth goes around the sun, your doing your self a great disservice by living by ancient doctrine what makes your religion so sacred… what god do dolphins pray to? Science makes your life far better, in fact its the only way I am typing you this message right now. Science created the world wide web, Computers, Semi-conductors, ThE WHOLE FIELD of electronics No where in the BIBLE does… Read more »